Song Lyrics Weird Al - Pretty fly for a rabbi    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Weird Al other resources]>> Pretty fly for a rabbi Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Music Title/Track: Pretty fly for a rabbi Theme ID: 5916 Album: N/A Vern zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last But ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Working' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay is mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer Just grab your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!" He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul What's not to like? What's not to like? Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho He's doin' well, I gotta kvell The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell Show up at his home, he says, "Shalom!" And "Have some cake-You want some cake?" Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz! So grab your yarmulka-- The one you got for Chanukah-- Let's put on our yarmulkas and-- Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Trigger Happy, Truck drivin song, Your horoscope for today, 12 Pains Of Christmas, 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor, 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3, 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser, 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road, 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado, 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch, 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna, 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden, Aardvark, Ahmish Paradise, Alligator, Alternative Polka, Amoeba, Angry White Boy Polka (Includes Angry White Boy Na, Angry With Boy Polka, Asshole Sun, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N, Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars, Avocado, Baby Got Jack, Baby Likes Burping, Barneys On Fire, Barneys On Fire, Belvedere Cruising, Bichney Spears, Big And Loud, Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, Bimbo Number 5, Bologna, Bomb Iraq, Bomb That Iraqi Boy, Born To Be Mild, Brady bunch, Bye Me A Condo, Cabletv, Cafeteria Mold, Callin in Sick, Callin In Sick Today, Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction, Cats In The Kettle, Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios, Chewy, Chicken Pot Pie, Other Weird Al song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alternative Polka Lyrics Amish paradise Lyrics Cavity search Lyrics E-Bay Lyrics Eat It! Lyrics Everything you know is wrong Lyrics Germs Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Cant Watch This Lyrics Im so sick of you Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy