Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - 12 Pains Of Christmas    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> 12 Pains Of Christmas Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: 12 Pains Of Christmas Theme ID: 5930 Album: N/A The first thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Is finding a Christmas tree, The second thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree, The third thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: hangovers, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree, The fourth thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Five month of bills, sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Facing my in-laws, five months of bills, I hate those Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up these lights and finding a Christmas tree, The seventh thing a Christmas, that's such a pain to me: the charites, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, sending Christmas cards, ohhh geeez, I'm tryin to rig up these lights and finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me: (kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas, Charities and what do you mean your in-laws? five months of bills, uh makin up these cards, please get me a beer huh, what we have no extension cords? and finding a Christmas tree, The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: finding parking spaces, (kid) daddy I want some candy, donations, facing my in-laws five months of bills, writing out those Christmas cards, hangovers, now why the hell are they blinking? and finding a Christmas tree, The tenth thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Batteries not included, no parking spaces, (kid) by me something, get a job you bum, facing my in-laws, five months of bills, yo-ho sending Christmas cards, oh-geez look at this, one light goes out they all go out, and finding a Christmas tree, The eleventh thing at Christmas That's such a pain to me: Stale T.V. specials, batteries not included, no parking spaces (kid) mum I gotta go bathroom, charites, she's a witch I hate her, five months of bills, i dont even know half these people, oh who has the toilet paper, turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse and finding a Christmas tree, The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: singing Christmas carols, stale T.V. specials, batteries not included, no parking, (kid crying), charities, gonna make em dinner, five months of bills, I'm not sending em mister that's it, shut up you, you're so smart you rig up the lights and finding a christmas tree Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Ahmish Paradise, Alligator, Alternative Polka, Amoeba, Angry White Boy Polka (Includes Angry White Boy Na, Angry With Boy Polka, Asshole Sun, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N, Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N, Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars, Avocado, Baby Got Jack, Baby Likes Burping, Barneys On Fire, Barneys On Fire, Belvedere Cruising, Bichney Spears, Big And Loud, Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, Bimbo Number 5, Bologna, Bomb Iraq, Bomb That Iraqi Boy, Born To Be Mild, Brady bunch, Bye Me A Condo, Cabletv, Cafeteria Mold, Callin in Sick, Callin In Sick Today, Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction, Cats In The Kettle, Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios, Chewy, Chicken Pot Pie, Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic, Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yannkovic, Cockroaches, Cockroachs, Constipated, Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody), Dead Car Battery Blues, Dont Shoot Mister Postman, Dont Wear Those Shoes, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, eBay, Elmos Got A Gun, Enter Napster, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy