Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Ahmish Paradise    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Ahmish Paradise Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Ahmish Paradise Theme ID: 5941 Album: N/A As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morinin Im milkin cows Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone Im a man of the land I'm into disipline Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight were gunna party like its 1699 We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise I churn butter once or twice livin in an Ahmish paradise Its hard work and sacrafice livin in an Ahmish paradise We sell quilts at discount price livin in an Ahmish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really dont care in fact I wish him well Cuz I'll be laughin my head off when hes burnin in Hell But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Ahmish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons but i got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool If you ever come to visit youll be bored to tears We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stair We're just technologically impared Theres no phones no lights no motor cars Not a single luxury Like Robinson Carruso, its as primitive as can be We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise Were just plain and simple guys livin in an Ahmish paradise Thers no time for sin and vice livin in an Ahmish paradise We dont fight we all play nice livin in an Ahmish paradise Hichin up the buggy, churnin lots a butter Raised a barn on monday, soon I'll raise anoder Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart Well I know Im a million times as humble as thou art Im the pious guy the little Ahmletts wanna be like On my kness day and night scorin points for the after life So dont be vain, and dont be winie Or else my brother I might have to get midevil on your hiny We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise Were all crazy menanites livin in an Ahmish paradise Theres no cops or traffic lights livin in an Ahmish paradise But you'd probably think it bites livin in an Ahmish paradise Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Avocado, Baby Got Jack, Baby Likes Burping, Barneys On Fire, Barneys On Fire, Belvedere Cruising, Bichney Spears, Big And Loud, Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, Bimbo Number 5, Bologna, Bomb Iraq, Bomb That Iraqi Boy, Born To Be Mild, Brady bunch, Bye Me A Condo, Cabletv, Cafeteria Mold, Callin in Sick, Callin In Sick Today, Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction, Cats In The Kettle, Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios, Chewy, Chicken Pot Pie, Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic, Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yannkovic, Cockroaches, Cockroachs, Constipated, Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody), Dead Car Battery Blues, Dont Shoot Mister Postman, Dont Wear Those Shoes, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, eBay, Elmos Got A Gun, Enter Napster, Fast Food, Fatter, Finale, Flatbush Avenue, food medley as performed in 1985 - 01, food medley as performed in 1985 - 02, food medley as performed in 1985 - 03, food medley as performed in 1985 - 05, food medley as performed in 1985 - 06, food medley as performed in 1985 - 07, food medley as performed in 1985 - 08, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy