Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Got Jack    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Baby Got Jack Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Baby Got Jack Theme ID: 5953 Album: N/A speaking part) I like small butts and I cannot lie, You honkies can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get Sick, cuz I like a toothpick I'll beat that bootie with a stick Even the jeans she's wearing, her pants are almost tearing No, baby I want a flat bootie, That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me that butt you've got is, oh, so corny ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds, well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee. Hell with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin' Rich. Bitch. I'll dig for her money ditch So tired of ebony, Big butts are not my theme if you ask me what my flavour is I'll tell you vanilla ice cream So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah) does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah) Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it, Chorus: Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie) Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie) I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall, I just can't help myself I'm doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo) Don't like a sister, who farts while playing Twister. I wish those beans did miss her, even Uncle Ben would fist her I like my booties real slender and tender, And if I see a big bootie, I'll put it in the blender Don't want a rear fender. I get into my Honda What the hell is an anaconda? All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than Yolanda's. Chorus Yeah, baby, when it comes to females, Comso knows everything what they're talking about 36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's 7'8" Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that, Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Bomb That Iraqi Boy, Born To Be Mild, Brady bunch, Bye Me A Condo, Cabletv, Cafeteria Mold, Callin in Sick, Callin In Sick Today, Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction, Cats In The Kettle, Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios, Chewy, Chicken Pot Pie, Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic, Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yannkovic, Cockroaches, Cockroachs, Constipated, Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody), Dead Car Battery Blues, Dont Shoot Mister Postman, Dont Wear Those Shoes, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, eBay, Elmos Got A Gun, Enter Napster, Fast Food, Fatter, Finale, Flatbush Avenue, food medley as performed in 1985 - 01, food medley as performed in 1985 - 02, food medley as performed in 1985 - 03, food medley as performed in 1985 - 05, food medley as performed in 1985 - 06, food medley as performed in 1985 - 07, food medley as performed in 1985 - 08, food medley as performed in 1985 - 10, food medley as performed in 1985 - 11, food medley as performed in 1985 - 13, food medley as performed in 1985-01, food medley as performed in 1985-02, food medley as performed in 1985-03, food medley as performed in 1985-05, food medley as performed in 1985-06, food medley as performed in 1985-07, food medley as performed in 1985-08, food medley as performed in 1985-10, food medley as performed in 1985-11, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy