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Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic
Music Title/Track: Bimbo Number 5
Theme ID: 5961
Album: N/A


(Talking)

Ladies and gentlemen. Where is bimbo number 6?

(Sung)

One, two, three, four, six
Everybody in the car, let's go have sex,
To the hotel around the corner,
The girls want to do the president,
But I really don?t wan-na
Get caught like I did last year
I'll find a new girl with a great big rear,
I had Monica, and Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in be-tween
But I like to try a new piece of pork
When old pumpkin legs is in New York
If she?s alive I will try to jump her,
Then I will dump her.

(Chorus)
a little bit of Monica, ohh no more
a little bit of Jennifer, out the door
a little bit of Paula, on the bed
a little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!

Bimbo number five!

Pull your pants down,
And toss it on the ground,
Now bark like a hound,
And I'll make a doggy sound,
I'll chase you,
And you chase me,
And if I get caught,
Will you spank my fanny please?
Clap your hands once,
Here?s a big surprise,
Everyone was wrong,
It points to the right!

(Chorus)
Monica?s gone away
Maybe Miss. America would come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
A little bit of Hillary I'm on ice

Bimbo number 5!

Booty Call!

(Spoken)
Hey baby!
Have you ever been involved in a forty billion investigation?
As a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seel on them
Hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big
(ha ha ha ha ha)

Note to myself
Nail her latter

(Chorus)
A little bit of Monica, ohhh no more,
A little bit of Jennifer, out the door,
Jennifer Lopez, in my bed,
A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!

(Talking)

Oh I do love New York!
Won't you please elect my wife?
Ya know, get her out of the house,
'cos yeah I got yard work to do, yeah that's right
Yard Work

Oh, excuse me? Bimbo number Six?



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