Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Cabletv    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Cabletv Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Cabletv Theme ID: 5968 Album: N/A "Cable TV" I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by. Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die. But then one day I got a visit From the cable company. Well, they hooked me up, and plugged me right in, And now I got cable TV. And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel Three. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, Yeah, but that's all right with me. I got cable TV, (Cable TV) Cable TV. (Cable TV) Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy. I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV. I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, The news and weather from Peru, I got Celebrity Hockey, The Racketball Channel too. Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta, Mr. Wizard is on at five. I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car, So I can watch MTV while I drive. I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs, The kind you just can't get for free. Now I never wanna leave my apartment, 'Cause there's just so much for me to see. On my cable TV, (Cable TV) Cable TV. (Cable TV) Well, if you need to find me, You know where I'll be. Watchin' my cable TV, yeah, Watchin' my cable TV. 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV. My friends are gettin' kinda worried, They think I'm turning into some kinda freak. Oh, but they're just jealous, 'cause I've seen "Porky's" Twenty-seven times this week. On my cable TV, (Cable TV) Cable TV. (Cable TV) Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV. Well, I gotta have cable TV, yeah, I need my cable TV. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cockroaches, Cockroachs, Constipated, Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody), Dead Car Battery Blues, Dont Shoot Mister Postman, Dont Wear Those Shoes, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special, eBay, Elmos Got A Gun, Enter Napster, Fast Food, Fatter, Finale, Flatbush Avenue, food medley as performed in 1985 - 01, food medley as performed in 1985 - 02, food medley as performed in 1985 - 03, food medley as performed in 1985 - 05, food medley as performed in 1985 - 06, food medley as performed in 1985 - 07, food medley as performed in 1985 - 08, food medley as performed in 1985 - 10, food medley as performed in 1985 - 11, food medley as performed in 1985 - 13, food medley as performed in 1985-01, food medley as performed in 1985-02, food medley as performed in 1985-03, food medley as performed in 1985-05, food medley as performed in 1985-06, food medley as performed in 1985-07, food medley as performed in 1985-08, food medley as performed in 1985-10, food medley as performed in 1985-11, food medley as performed in 1985-13, Franks 2000, Franks 2000 TV, Free Delivery, Fun Zone, Gandhi Ii, Gee Im A Nerd, Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch, Goin Huntin, Grandpas A Pornstar, Gravy On You, Green Eggs And Ham, Green Eggs Ham, He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated, Heart Attack 5, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy