Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Constipated    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Constipated Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Constipated Theme ID: 5981 Album: N/A uh huh Extra Cheese uh huh uh huh Save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 Extra larges What a Shame No one came Just us Eating all alone You said Take the pizza home No sence letting all this go to waste So then I faced Pizza all day and everyday theres cheese around the clock is getting me blocked and i sure don't care of irregularity Tell me Why ya have to go make me so Constipated Cos right now i do Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom I sit and I wait And I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should've taken laxatives Or had my colon irrigated No no no I was feelin' pretty down 'Til my girlfriend came around. We're just so alike in every way I gotta say. In fact, I just thought I might pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed, her family crest I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated No no no (no no no) I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand but that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet, And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it It's such a drag now I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated Oh no Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Fatter, Finale, Flatbush Avenue, food medley as performed in 1985 - 01, food medley as performed in 1985 - 02, food medley as performed in 1985 - 03, food medley as performed in 1985 - 05, food medley as performed in 1985 - 06, food medley as performed in 1985 - 07, food medley as performed in 1985 - 08, food medley as performed in 1985 - 10, food medley as performed in 1985 - 11, food medley as performed in 1985 - 13, food medley as performed in 1985-01, food medley as performed in 1985-02, food medley as performed in 1985-03, food medley as performed in 1985-05, food medley as performed in 1985-06, food medley as performed in 1985-07, food medley as performed in 1985-08, food medley as performed in 1985-10, food medley as performed in 1985-11, food medley as performed in 1985-13, Franks 2000, Franks 2000 TV, Free Delivery, Fun Zone, Gandhi Ii, Gee Im A Nerd, Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch, Goin Huntin, Grandpas A Pornstar, Gravy On You, Green Eggs And Ham, Green Eggs Ham, He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated, Heart Attack 5, Hello I Love You Lets Get Tested For Aids, Heres Johnny, Hit Me With A Rock, Holiday Greetings 1987, Holiday Greetings 1988, Homer And Marge, Hooker On A Corner, Hooker On The Corner, Hot Rocks Polka, Hummingbirds, I Cant Watch This, I Think Im a Clone Now, I wanna new duck, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy