Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Dead Car Battery Blues Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Dead Car Battery Blues Theme ID: 5983 Album: N/A One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh yeah I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes And the dead car battery blues You know, can't visit my girlfriend I can't go to school I can't go anywhere Gotta stay in my room like a fool 'Cause I got grease in my hair My Belvedere's in disrepair Oh yeah I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes And the dead car battery blues So I, went to see my mechanic He said, "Okay, now what is wrong" I told him my car wouldn't start He said, "This shouldn't take very long" So he replaced all my plugs and my points And he looked at my carburetor He took out my engine and turned it around And then seventeen hours later He looked at my headlights and said "Son, how long have these things been on" I told him, "Oh, about three or four weeks" He said, "Buddy, I know what's wrong" "But I hate to be the one to give you the news" "You got the dead car battery blues" So now I, can't go to my office Can't work on my job I might as well lock myself up in my room And live my life like a slob How come I always lose My Belvedere has blown a fuse Oh yeah I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes And the dead car battery blues Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Flatbush Avenue, food medley as performed in 1985 - 01, food medley as performed in 1985 - 02, food medley as performed in 1985 - 03, food medley as performed in 1985 - 05, food medley as performed in 1985 - 06, food medley as performed in 1985 - 07, food medley as performed in 1985 - 08, food medley as performed in 1985 - 10, food medley as performed in 1985 - 11, food medley as performed in 1985 - 13, food medley as performed in 1985-01, food medley as performed in 1985-02, food medley as performed in 1985-03, food medley as performed in 1985-05, food medley as performed in 1985-06, food medley as performed in 1985-07, food medley as performed in 1985-08, food medley as performed in 1985-10, food medley as performed in 1985-11, food medley as performed in 1985-13, Franks 2000, Franks 2000 TV, Free Delivery, Fun Zone, Gandhi Ii, Gee Im A Nerd, Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch, Goin Huntin, Grandpas A Pornstar, Gravy On You, Green Eggs And Ham, Green Eggs Ham, He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated, Heart Attack 5, Hello I Love You Lets Get Tested For Aids, Heres Johnny, Hit Me With A Rock, Holiday Greetings 1987, Holiday Greetings 1988, Homer And Marge, Hooker On A Corner, Hooker On The Corner, Hot Rocks Polka, Hummingbirds, I Cant Watch This, I Think Im a Clone Now, I wanna new duck, Ill Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ), Im Fat, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy