Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Grandpas A Pornstar    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Grandpas A Pornstar Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Grandpas A Pornstar Theme ID: 6023 Album: N/A Last night I was surfing on the internet Speeding through cyber space (you've got mail) I was in a chatroom, wound up in an adult site Oh my god I recognize that face Grandpa he's a pornstar He's an internet cyber stud Grandpa he's a pornstar Check out his little butt He's on Geritol He's shooting blanks, 88 years old (oh) Look he's fallen and he can't get up Can't get it up, get down With your bad self Find a trapeez, no BVDs Crack that whip Don't break a hip Check out his funky hip gyration He must be taking his medication Grandpa's so hot he smokes If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke Grandpa he's a pornstar He's an internet cyber stud Grandpa he's a pornstar Check out his little butt He's on Geritol Laced with viagra, he's 80 years old (oh) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Homer And Marge, Hooker On A Corner, Hooker On The Corner, Hot Rocks Polka, Hummingbirds, I Cant Watch This, I Think Im a Clone Now, I wanna new duck, Ill Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ), Im Fat, Im So Sick Of You, Ive Got My Mind Set On You, If I Could Make Love To A Bottle, Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead, Im So Sick of You, Internet Sandman (Enter Napster), Introduction, Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction-Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Isle Thing, Its Still Billy Joel To Me, Its All About The Pentiums, Its Still Billy Joel To Me, Jamies Got A Gun, Jedi Knight, Kermit The Frog On Weed, Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion, Laundry Day, Leisure Suit Serenade, Let Me Be Your Hog, Lets Comc Iraq, Livin In The Fridge, Matter Of Crust, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmmmmmm, Money For NothingBeverly Hillbillies, Mr Popiel, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Fart Will Go On, My Girlfirend Died, My Name Is Darth Vader, Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me, Nine Coronas, Nobody Here But Us Frogs, Ode To A Super Hero, Only Gay Eskimo, Oops I Farted Again, Oops Im Pregnant Again, Pac Man, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy