Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - I wanna new duck    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> I wanna new duck Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: I wanna new duck Theme ID: 6041 Album: N/A I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck. One with big webbed feet. One that knows how to wash my car, And keep his room real neat. One that won't raid the ice box. One that'll stay in shape. One that's never gonna try To migrate or escape, Or I'll tie him up with duck tape. I want a new duck. A mallard, I think. One that won't make a mess of my house, Or build a nest in the bathroom sink. I want a new duck. One that won't steal my beer. One that won't stick his bill in my mail. One that knows "The duck stops here." One that won't drive me crazy Waddling all around. One who'll teach me how to swim, And help me not to drown. And show me how to get down. "How to get down", baby. Get it? (quack, quack, quack, quack, quack) I want a new duck. Not a swan or a goose. Just a drake I can dress real cute. Think I'm gonna name him Bruce. I want a new duck. Not a quail or an owl. One that won't molt too much. One that won't smell too foul. One that won't beg for bread crumbs, Hangin' around all day. He'd better mind his manners. Better do just what I say, Or he's gonna be duck pate'. Duck pate', yeah yeah. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Introduction Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction-Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Isle Thing, Its Still Billy Joel To Me, Its All About The Pentiums, Its Still Billy Joel To Me, Jamies Got A Gun, Jedi Knight, Kermit The Frog On Weed, Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion, Laundry Day, Leisure Suit Serenade, Let Me Be Your Hog, Lets Comc Iraq, Livin In The Fridge, Matter Of Crust, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmmmmmm, Money For NothingBeverly Hillbillies, Mr Popiel, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Fart Will Go On, My Girlfirend Died, My Name Is Darth Vader, Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me, Nine Coronas, Nobody Here But Us Frogs, Ode To A Super Hero, Only Gay Eskimo, Oops I Farted Again, Oops Im Pregnant Again, Pac Man, Pacman, Pet Names For Genetalia, Peter And The Wolf, Pigeons, Polka Patterns, Polkamon, Poodle, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, RealRadio 104.1, Rice, Rice Baby, Rye or the Kaiser, Rye Or The Kaiser Theme From Rocky XIII, Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria-Version 1, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy