Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Ill Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Ill Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) Theme ID: 6042 Album: N/A So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak You just found out your toilet's overflowed And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode But I'll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall) I'll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall) I'll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw) Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all night You got some termites with a healthy appetite Well have no fear, I'll patch up every hole And I'm licensed and I'm bonded, even se habla espanol So I'll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose) I'll repair for you (when your plunger's no use) I'll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue) I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master We'll help you through your crisis Check out our low, low prices too, yeah Your floors are sagging and your plumbing's shot But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat I'll repair for you, anything that you need I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it too I'll repair for you I'll repair for you I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Introduction-Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Isle Thing, Its Still Billy Joel To Me, Its All About The Pentiums, Its Still Billy Joel To Me, Jamies Got A Gun, Jedi Knight, Kermit The Frog On Weed, Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion, Laundry Day, Leisure Suit Serenade, Let Me Be Your Hog, Lets Comc Iraq, Livin In The Fridge, Matter Of Crust, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmmmmmm, Money For NothingBeverly Hillbillies, Mr Popiel, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Fart Will Go On, My Girlfirend Died, My Name Is Darth Vader, Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me, Nine Coronas, Nobody Here But Us Frogs, Ode To A Super Hero, Only Gay Eskimo, Oops I Farted Again, Oops Im Pregnant Again, Pac Man, Pacman, Pet Names For Genetalia, Peter And The Wolf, Pigeons, Polka Patterns, Polkamon, Poodle, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, RealRadio 104.1, Rice, Rice Baby, Rye or the Kaiser, Rye Or The Kaiser Theme From Rocky XIII, Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria-Version 1, School Cafeteria-Version 2, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy