Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Kermit The Frog On Weed    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Kermit The Frog On Weed Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Kermit The Frog On Weed Theme ID: 6060 Album: N/A Hello, Kermit The Frog here And welcome to Sensamere Street I'd like to tell you what today's letter is But I am really f**ked up! Hey, hey Big Bird Do you know what today's letter is? Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter It is a word Sorry kids! Todays letter is three! Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number Exactly! the number three Which is how many joints I've smoked today Kermit.... are ya with me? mmm... God Im stoned!.... Me too! [Starts laughing] [Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on! Uh, thank you Elmo, um How about we say our ABC's Big Bird? O...K A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G Q...K...C...R...C...F I forgot what we were doing Kramit! Did you just call umm me Kramit? Yes I did Mmm Kramit The Frog here [Starts giggling] Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by The uhh... letter... Bong And the number... God you're messed up F**k you, the number f**k you Bye bye Bye bye kids Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Money For NothingBeverly Hillbillies, Mr Popiel, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Fart Will Go On, My Girlfirend Died, My Name Is Darth Vader, Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me, Nine Coronas, Nobody Here But Us Frogs, Ode To A Super Hero, Only Gay Eskimo, Oops I Farted Again, Oops Im Pregnant Again, Pac Man, Pacman, Pet Names For Genetalia, Peter And The Wolf, Pigeons, Polka Patterns, Polkamon, Poodle, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, RealRadio 104.1, Rice, Rice Baby, Rye or the Kaiser, Rye Or The Kaiser Theme From Rocky XIII, Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria-Version 1, School Cafeteria-Version 2, Shark, She Drives Like Crazy, She Gotta Pee, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone - Live, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone, Six Words Long, Six Words Long (This Song Is Just), Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody), Snack All Night, Snails, Spatula City, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants, Spy Hard, Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard), Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy