Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Let Me Be Your Hog Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Let Me Be Your Hog Theme ID: 6064 Album: N/A There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade. We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?) We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?) With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. (Is my size up there?) Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, (Is my size up there?) We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan. (Is my size up there?) We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. (Is my size up there?) And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you. (Is my size up there?) Well, I never made it past the second grade. It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made, 'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede. There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. King of Suede. Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale. (Is my size up there?) Lo Related Lyrics Random lyrics: My Girlfirend Died, My Name Is Darth Vader, Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me, Nine Coronas, Nobody Here But Us Frogs, Ode To A Super Hero, Only Gay Eskimo, Oops I Farted Again, Oops Im Pregnant Again, Pac Man, Pacman, Pet Names For Genetalia, Peter And The Wolf, Pigeons, Polka Patterns, Polkamon, Poodle, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, RealRadio 104.1, Rice, Rice Baby, Rye or the Kaiser, Rye Or The Kaiser Theme From Rocky XIII, Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria-Version 1, School Cafeteria-Version 2, Shark, She Drives Like Crazy, She Gotta Pee, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone - Live, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone, Six Words Long, Six Words Long (This Song Is Just), Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody), Snack All Night, Snails, Spatula City, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants, Spy Hard, Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard), Star Trek Rhapsody, Star Wars Cantina, Star Wars Copa Cabana, Star Wars Gangsta Rap, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy