Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Mr Popiel    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Mr Popiel Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Mr Popiel Theme ID: 6072 Album: N/A I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?) Help me. Mr. Popiel! I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'s. Don't miss out on this deal.) Ah, help me. Mr. Popiel! Help me. Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! (Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.) It slices. It dices. Look at that tomato! You could even cut a tin can with it, But you wouldn't want to! Mr. Popiel, I'm in trouble. Need your assistance on the double. Oh no! Now how am I gonna make My old vinyl car top look like new? Mr. Popiel! Tell me, what am I s'posed to do? Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! (Now how much would you pay?) But wait, there's more! It's not sold in any store! (Now how much would you pay?) Don't answer yet, Just look what else you get! (Now how much would you pay?) If you order today, You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray! (Now how much would you pay?) Now how much would you pay? Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Make me buy a Garden Weasel! Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer! Make me take advantage Of this amazing TV offer! (Call our toll-free number, We'll make you such a deal.) Aw, help me! Mr. Popiel. I want it! (Mr. Popiel.) Well, I need it! (Mr. Popiel.) I got to got to got to have it! Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! Hey! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Oops Im Pregnant Again, Pac Man, Pacman, Pet Names For Genetalia, Peter And The Wolf, Pigeons, Polka Patterns, Polkamon, Poodle, Pretty Fly For A Rabi, RealRadio 104.1, Rice, Rice Baby, Rye or the Kaiser, Rye Or The Kaiser Theme From Rocky XIII, Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 1, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria - Version 2, School Cafeteria-Version 1, School Cafeteria-Version 2, Shark, She Drives Like Crazy, She Gotta Pee, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone - Live, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone, Six Words Long, Six Words Long (This Song Is Just), Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody), Snack All Night, Snails, Spatula City, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants, Spy Hard, Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard), Star Trek Rhapsody, Star Wars Cantina, Star Wars Copa Cabana, Star Wars Gangsta Rap, Star Wars The Saga Begins, Star Wars: The Saga Begins, Steak Number 3, Stop Dragging My Car Around, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell, The Ballad Of Kent Marlow, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy