Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly For A Rabi    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Pretty Fly For A Rabi Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Pretty Fly For A Rabi Theme ID: 6092 Album: N/A Original: The Offspring - Pretty Fly) Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer Just grab your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!" He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul What's not to like? What's not to like? On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho He's doin' well, I gotta kvell The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell Show up at his home, he says "Shalom" And "Have some cake - you want some cake?" Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz So grab your yarmulka The one you got for Chanukah Let's put on our yarmulkas and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing Related Lyrics Random lyrics: School Cafeteria-Version 2, Shark, She Drives Like Crazy, She Gotta Pee, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone - Live, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone, Six Words Long, Six Words Long (This Song Is Just), Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody), Snack All Night, Snails, Spatula City, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants, Spy Hard, Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard), Star Trek Rhapsody, Star Wars Cantina, Star Wars Copa Cabana, Star Wars Gangsta Rap, Star Wars The Saga Begins, Star Wars: The Saga Begins, Steak Number 3, Stop Dragging My Car Around, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell, The Ballad Of Kent Marlow, The Beer Song, The Checks In The Mail, The Checks in the Mail, The Devil Went Down To Jamaica, The Great Mighty Poo, The Hot Rocks Polka, The Jedi Song, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version), The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory), The Rye And The Kaiser, The Rye The Kaiser, The Vagina Song, Theme From Rocky Xiii, This Song Is Just 6 Words Long, This Songs Just Six Words Long, Tickle Me Elmo, Titanic, Title of The Song in Question, Toothless People, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy