Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII Theme ID: 6097 Album: N/A Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street. He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat. Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say: Try the rye or the kaiser, They're on special tonight. If you want, you can have an appetizer. You might like our salami, and the liver's all right. And they'd really go well with the rye, Or the kaiser. Never eats while on the job. He heard it's good to stay hungry. But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob. Have a taste, they were made fresh today. Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. Maybe I can suggest an appetizer. Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight. But you just can't go wrong with the rye, Or the kaiser. So today, his deli comes first. Still he dreams of his past days of glory. Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst, All the while you can still hear him say: It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite. Let me please be your catering advisor. If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight. You can have your roast beef on the rye, Or the kaiser. The rye or the kaiser, The rye or the kaiser, The rye or the kaiser... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Since Youve Been Gone - Live, Since Youre Been Gone, Since Youve Been Gone, Six Words Long, Six Words Long (This Song Is Just), Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody), Snack All Night, Snails, Spatula City, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants, Spy Hard, Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard), Star Trek Rhapsody, Star Wars Cantina, Star Wars Copa Cabana, Star Wars Gangsta Rap, Star Wars The Saga Begins, Star Wars: The Saga Begins, Steak Number 3, Stop Dragging My Car Around, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell, The Ballad Of Kent Marlow, The Beer Song, The Checks In The Mail, The Checks in the Mail, The Devil Went Down To Jamaica, The Great Mighty Poo, The Hot Rocks Polka, The Jedi Song, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version), The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory), The Rye And The Kaiser, The Rye The Kaiser, The Vagina Song, Theme From Rocky Xiii, This Song Is Just 6 Words Long, This Songs Just Six Words Long, Tickle Me Elmo, Titanic, Title of The Song in Question, Toothless People, Trash Day (Rotten Herre), Truck Drivin Song, Ugly Girl, Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody), Vulture, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy