Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - School Cafeteria - Version 2    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> School Cafeteria - Version 2 Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: School Cafeteria - Version 2 Theme ID: 6100 Album: N/A Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm But my burrito is much too cold You know a school cafeteria is the only place That sells artificially colored mold You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria You can buy a taco and get Bubonic Plague Today in the school cafeteria They introduced a brand new malt It's called boysenberry dysentery Please pass the salt The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill The enchiladas are enough to kill Before you eat, you'd better make out your will In the school cafeteria today After sixty-three years in the business Our cook still hasn't got The Knack And all the food in the school cafeteria Comes from CARE packages that were sent back Feel your arteries growing hard As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard It's no wonder that the food is so gross The health department is afraid to come close So everybody better hold your nose In the school cafeteria today So listen very closely, all you girls and guys Here's a little message to the wise You'd better not try the chili surprise In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah In the school cafeteria today Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Six Words Long, Six Words Long (This Song Is Just), Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody), Snack All Night, Snails, Spatula City, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants, Spy Hard, Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard), Star Trek Rhapsody, Star Wars Cantina, Star Wars Copa Cabana, Star Wars Gangsta Rap, Star Wars The Saga Begins, Star Wars: The Saga Begins, Steak Number 3, Stop Dragging My Car Around, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell, The Ballad Of Kent Marlow, The Beer Song, The Checks In The Mail, The Checks in the Mail, The Devil Went Down To Jamaica, The Great Mighty Poo, The Hot Rocks Polka, The Jedi Song, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version), The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory), The Rye And The Kaiser, The Rye The Kaiser, The Vagina Song, Theme From Rocky Xiii, This Song Is Just 6 Words Long, This Songs Just Six Words Long, Tickle Me Elmo, Titanic, Title of The Song in Question, Toothless People, Trash Day (Rotten Herre), Truck Drivin Song, Ugly Girl, Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody), Vulture, Walking Around In Womens Underwear, Wanna Be Your Lover, Wannabe Stormtrooper, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy