Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Star Trek Rhapsody    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Star Trek Rhapsody Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Star Trek Rhapsody Theme ID: 6121 Album: N/A Kirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise. Spock: Captain Kirk: This is Spock. Please step on the transporter. Scotty: Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No! McCoy: I?m a doctor! Kirk: Not an actor! McCoy: Not a milkman! Kirk: What does that mean? McCoy: And I?m sorry -- He?s dead, Jim. Chekov: Photon torpedo . . . ! Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura, Open hailing frequencies Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk, Opening hailing frequencies, sir Kirk: Let?s boldly go where no one?s gone before! Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . Beam me up, Mr. Scott; Sulu, go to warp! Sulu: Warp three, sir. Kirk: No! That will be way too slow! Sulu: Warp four, sir? Kirk: That still is way too slow! Sulu: Warp five, sir. Kirk: It still is too damn slow! Sulu: Warp six. Kirk: It?s too damn slow! Sulu: Warp seven? Kirk: It?s still damn slow! Chorus: It?s too damn slow . . . ! Kirk: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov -- Chekov: I am firing torpedo! Spock: That will not work and would be illogical To me, to me, to me . . . ! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Ballad Of Kent Marlow, The Beer Song, The Checks In The Mail, The Checks in the Mail, The Devil Went Down To Jamaica, The Great Mighty Poo, The Hot Rocks Polka, The Jedi Song, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version), The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory), The Rye And The Kaiser, The Rye The Kaiser, The Vagina Song, Theme From Rocky Xiii, This Song Is Just 6 Words Long, This Songs Just Six Words Long, Tickle Me Elmo, Titanic, Title of The Song in Question, Toothless People, Trash Day (Rotten Herre), Truck Drivin Song, Ugly Girl, Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody), Vulture, Walking Around In Womens Underwear, Wanna Be Your Lover, Wannabe Stormtrooper, Wannabe Stromtrooper, We Got The Beef, Were All Gay (Backstreet Boys), Weenie In A Bottle, What if God Smoked Cannabis, Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay, Which Backstreet Boys Gay?, Which Bsb Is Gay The Complete Version, Which Bsb Is Gay?, Who Let The Cows Out?, Whole Lotta Lunch, Why Does This Always Happen To Me?, Win 95 Sucks, Windows 95 Sucks!, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq, Yo This is a Digrace, Yo!!! This is a Digrace, Yoda Chant, Yoda-Everybodys Free, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy