Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> The Night Santa Went Crazy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: The Night Santa Went Crazy Theme ID: 6140 Album: N/A Well, hey, how ya doin'? Have a seat. Have a drink. Boy, it's good to see ya. What can I say? Wo, sorry, gotta run. We'll get together again. Say, what was your name, anyway? Well, we're workin' on the problem. We'll get back to ya soon. (yeah) But don't try to call me. I'll be in a meeting every afternoon. For a year. Maybe longer. Keep in touch. Thanks for droppin' by, and have a nice day. CHORUS: The check's in the mail. (hey!) You're beautiful. Don't ever change. You know what I mean. My girl will call your girl. We'll talk. We'll do lunch. Or leave a message on my machine. So baby, Won't you sign On the dotted line. I'm gonna make your dreams come true. The check's in the mail. Would I lie to you? Well, hey. Wait a minute. Whattsa matter? Hold on. You want me to fork over the loot? You say you hate my guts? You wanna take me to court? And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit? Well, I'm proud to say you're not The only critic of mine. (yeah) So if you wanna sue me, I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line. Take a number. Thanks for calling. Who loves ya, baby? Don't forget to read the fine print. CHORUS Aw, trust me! The check's in the mail. (hey!) You're beautiful. Don't ever change. You know what I mean. Why don't you leave a message with my girl, Or have lunch with your machine. So baby, Won't you sign On the dotted line. I'm gonna make your dreams come true. The check's in the mail. Would I lie to you? The check's in the mail. Would I lie to you? Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Title of The Song in Question, Toothless People, Trash Day (Rotten Herre), Truck Drivin Song, Ugly Girl, Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody), Vulture, Walking Around In Womens Underwear, Wanna Be Your Lover, Wannabe Stormtrooper, Wannabe Stromtrooper, We Got The Beef, Were All Gay (Backstreet Boys), Weenie In A Bottle, What if God Smoked Cannabis, Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay, Which Backstreet Boys Gay?, Which Bsb Is Gay The Complete Version, Which Bsb Is Gay?, Who Let The Cows Out?, Whole Lotta Lunch, Why Does This Always Happen To Me?, Win 95 Sucks, Windows 95 Sucks!, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq, Yo This is a Digrace, Yo!!! This is a Digrace, Yoda Chant, Yoda-Everybodys Free, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Dont Love Me Anymore, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Make Me, Young Dumb Ugly, Young, Dumb, and Ugly, Your Horoscope For Today, Albuquerque, Amish Paradise, Callin In Sick, Cavity Search, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Germs, Grapefruit Diet, Gump, I Remember Larry, Im So Sick Of You, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy