Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye And The Kaiser    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> The Rye And The Kaiser Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: The Rye And The Kaiser Theme ID: 6143 Album: N/A Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat. Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say, Try the rye or the kaiser, They're on special tonight. If you want, you can have an appetizer You might like our silami and the liver's alright And they really go well with the rye or the kaiser Never eats while on the job, He heard it's good to stay hungry But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob Have a taste, they were made fresh today Try the rye or the kaiser Or the wheat or the white Maybe I can suggest an appetizer Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight But you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser So today, his deli comes first Steady dreams of his past days of glory Goes to the back and beats on the liverwurst All the while you can still hear him say, It's the rye or the kaiser It's the thrill of one bite Let me please be your catering advisor. If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight. You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser. The rye or the kaiser??.. (repeat) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Truck Drivin Song, Ugly Girl, Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody), Vulture, Walking Around In Womens Underwear, Wanna Be Your Lover, Wannabe Stormtrooper, Wannabe Stromtrooper, We Got The Beef, Were All Gay (Backstreet Boys), Weenie In A Bottle, What if God Smoked Cannabis, Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay, Which Backstreet Boys Gay?, Which Bsb Is Gay The Complete Version, Which Bsb Is Gay?, Who Let The Cows Out?, Whole Lotta Lunch, Why Does This Always Happen To Me?, Win 95 Sucks, Windows 95 Sucks!, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq, Yo This is a Digrace, Yo!!! This is a Digrace, Yoda Chant, Yoda-Everybodys Free, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Dont Love Me Anymore, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Make Me, Young Dumb Ugly, Young, Dumb, and Ugly, Your Horoscope For Today, Albuquerque, Amish Paradise, Callin In Sick, Cavity Search, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Germs, Grapefruit Diet, Gump, I Remember Larry, Im So Sick Of You, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, Phony Calls, Polka Power, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy