Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Wannabe Stormtrooper    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Wannabe Stormtrooper Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Wannabe Stormtrooper Theme ID: 6160 Album: N/A I gotta get off this planet Tatooine is such a hell hole Why the hell do I even bother? I ain't got no future here I probably spend the rest of my life here Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople Or repairing droids for pocket change Fending off the sand-people... poor sand-people... Look what they've been reduced to... i bet with a little education and a homeworld they could make something out their lives but nothing will ever get better here in grimy cuthole of space i should join The Empire i know there evil an all but they're a good kinda evil the uniforms are way cool and they get to travel and most of us dont And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time their like...intergalactic rockstars stormtroopers get laid men, but not me if i want a little love, i got to hitch a ride to mos eisley 50 cents for a wookie prostitute 50 seconds pleasure and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless my life is pointless i gotta get ya of this planet Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Whole Lotta Lunch, Why Does This Always Happen To Me?, Win 95 Sucks, Windows 95 Sucks!, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq, Yo This is a Digrace, Yo!!! This is a Digrace, Yoda Chant, Yoda-Everybodys Free, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Dont Love Me Anymore, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Make Me, Young Dumb Ugly, Young, Dumb, and Ugly, Your Horoscope For Today, Albuquerque, Amish Paradise, Callin In Sick, Cavity Search, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Germs, Grapefruit Diet, Gump, I Remember Larry, Im So Sick Of You, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, Phony Calls, Polka Power, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Rice rice baby, Since Youve Been Gone, Syndicated Inc, The Alternative Polka, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, Truck Drivin Song, Which Backstreet Boy is Gay, Your Horoscope For Today, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, This Is The Life, ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy