Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Weenie In A Bottle Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Weenie In A Bottle Theme ID: 6164 Album: N/A It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, my mind was wondering Thinking of some way to release it I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco oil And that's when my blood started to boil, oh oh yeh. Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, uh-oh Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, what did I just do? No one wanted to be with me Had to make my dream come true I wanted to hold something I didn't know what to do. It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can't get it out. (I stuck my weenie in a bottle today got it stuck up in there all the way, yeah. I stuck my weenie in a bottle oh no, I can't, I can't, someone come help me out.) It's turning purple, all the feelings gone Now where did I put that freaking phone Dialing 911 Please pick up, I'm in a lot of pain This was supposed to feel good Now I'm suffering, oh please answer... (Denver 911- what is your emergency?) Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, (hello) Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, (sir, what seems to be the problem?) No one wanted to be with me Had to make my dream come true I wanted to hold something I didn't know what to do...(go on) It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can't get it out. (You stuck your weenie in a bottle, oh my you must feel really lonely, guy. You stuck your weenie in a bottle, that's the first Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out.) (No one wanted to be with him Had to make his dream come true He wanted to hold something) I didn't know what to do. (It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around He stuck his weenie in a bottle) And now I can't get it out. Stuck my weenie in a bottle today Now, now, now I can't get it out Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Wont Eat Prunes Again, Wont Eat Prunes Again, Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq, Yo This is a Digrace, Yo!!! This is a Digrace, Yoda Chant, Yoda-Everybodys Free, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Dont Love Me Anymore, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Make Me, Young Dumb Ugly, Young, Dumb, and Ugly, Your Horoscope For Today, Albuquerque, Amish Paradise, Callin In Sick, Cavity Search, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Germs, Grapefruit Diet, Gump, I Remember Larry, Im So Sick Of You, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, Phony Calls, Polka Power, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Rice rice baby, Since Youve Been Gone, Syndicated Inc, The Alternative Polka, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, Truck Drivin Song, Which Backstreet Boy is Gay, Your Horoscope For Today, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, This Is The Life, ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN, DU UND ICH, EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN, GOODBYE, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy