Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me?    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Theme ID: 6172 Album: N/A I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter scale it measured 8.2 And I said, "God, please answer me one question?" "Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?" What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen? (Why) Why does this always happen to me? Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen? (Why) Why does this always happen to me? Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner And he told me I should buy another case Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face) Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again) Oh, tell me Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me? Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?) Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?) Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba Related Lyrics Random lyrics: You Dont Love Me Anymore, You Dont Take Your Showers, You Make Me, Young Dumb Ugly, Young, Dumb, and Ugly, Your Horoscope For Today, Albuquerque, Amish Paradise, Callin In Sick, Cavity Search, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Germs, Grapefruit Diet, Gump, I Remember Larry, Im So Sick Of You, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, Phony Calls, Polka Power, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Rice rice baby, Since Youve Been Gone, Syndicated Inc, The Alternative Polka, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, Truck Drivin Song, Which Backstreet Boy is Gay, Your Horoscope For Today, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, This Is The Life, ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN, DU UND ICH, EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN, GOODBYE, ALLES WAS DEIN HERZ BEGEHRT, DEINE LIPPEN SCHWEIGEN, DU HAST DIE WAHL, EIN ATEMZUG, ETWAS KOMMT IN DEINE WELT, IN MIR, IN MIR REMIX, NICHT MAL EIN TRAUM, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy