Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovic other resources]>> Your Horoscope For Today Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Your Horoscope For Today Theme ID: 6188 Album: N/A Aquarius! Theres travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus, Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day. Picies! Try to aviod any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola Viruis You are the true lord of the dance, No matter what those idiots at work say Aires! The look on your face will be priceless when you find that 40 pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, And give a hickey to Maryil Streep. Taurus! You will never find true happiness, What you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict that tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep. Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today Gemini! Your birthday party will be ruined once again, by your explosive flatulance, Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancie throws a javilin through your chest. Cancer! The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud, Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driving test. Leo! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and tape it to your bosses face, oh no, Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quick Virgo! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligence, EXCEPT FOR YOU! Expect a big suprise today, when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick. Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today Now you may find it inconciveable or at the very least a bit unlikely, that the relitive position of the planets and the stars could have could a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, But let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions, are all based on on solid scientific documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron, not to realize that every single one of them is absoultely true, Where was I? Libra! A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented than you! Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week. Scorpio! Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window, Work a little bit harder on improving you low self esteem, you stupid freak. Sagitatirius! All your friends are laughing behind your back, Kill Them.... Take down all the naked pictuires of Ernest Borgiene you've got hanging in your den. Capricorn! The stars say you're a exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying, If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never, never, never, never, never, leave my house again Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay Thats your horoscope for today Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, Phony Calls, Polka Power, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Rice rice baby, Since Youve Been Gone, Syndicated Inc, The Alternative Polka, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, Truck Drivin Song, Which Backstreet Boy is Gay, Your Horoscope For Today, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, This Is The Life, ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN, DU UND ICH, EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN, GOODBYE, ALLES WAS DEIN HERZ BEGEHRT, DEINE LIPPEN SCHWEIGEN, DU HAST DIE WAHL, EIN ATEMZUG, ETWAS KOMMT IN DEINE WELT, IN MIR, IN MIR REMIX, NICHT MAL EIN TRAUM, PANDAEMONIUM, SCHATTEN, SIEHST DU DIE ZEICHEN, TANZ DER SINNE, THRONFEUER, UNSCHULDSENGEL, WEISS GL?HT DIE SONNE, WEISSGLUT, WIE ES NIEMALS WAR, 24 Hours, Abigail, All Ive Ever Tasted, Anthem, Bombs Away, Brother, Cheers, Other Weird Al Yankovic song Lyrics 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-02-Doctor Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-03-Steak Number 3 Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-06-Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-08-I Love Rocky Road Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-11-Avocado Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-12-Whole Lotta Lunch Lyrics 1985 Food Medley-13-Bologna Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics Aardvark Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Yankovic Weird Al Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy