Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich - Everything You Know Is Wrong    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovich Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovich other resources]>> Everything You Know Is Wrong Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovich Music Title/Track: Everything You Know Is Wrong Theme ID: 6193 Album: N/A I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty paper cut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Rice rice baby, Since Youve Been Gone, Syndicated Inc, The Alternative Polka, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, Truck Drivin Song, Which Backstreet Boy is Gay, Your Horoscope For Today, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, This Is The Life, ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN, DU UND ICH, EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN, GOODBYE, ALLES WAS DEIN HERZ BEGEHRT, DEINE LIPPEN SCHWEIGEN, DU HAST DIE WAHL, EIN ATEMZUG, ETWAS KOMMT IN DEINE WELT, IN MIR, IN MIR REMIX, NICHT MAL EIN TRAUM, PANDAEMONIUM, SCHATTEN, SIEHST DU DIE ZEICHEN, TANZ DER SINNE, THRONFEUER, UNSCHULDSENGEL, WEISS GL?HT DIE SONNE, WEISSGLUT, WIE ES NIEMALS WAR, 24 Hours, Abigail, All Ive Ever Tasted, Anthem, Bombs Away, Brother, Cheers, Couldnt Be Better, Digging Holes, Dilemma, Down In Flames, Enough, Other Weird Al Yankovich song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Callin In Sick Lyrics Cavity Search Lyrics Germs Lyrics Grapefruit Diet Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Remember Larry Lyrics Im So Sick Of You Lyrics Its All About The Pentiums Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics Welch Lenny Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy