Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich - Jerry Springer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovich Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovich other resources]>> Jerry Springer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovich Music Title/Track: Jerry Springer Theme ID: 6200 Album: N/A It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male Yesterday it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Holy cow, d'you see it last week? Well, they had this one freak Who sucker-punched his whole family Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free-for-all? And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee Hey, see the stripper with the implants? She likes to lap dance And date the boyfriend of her mother Now here comes Jerry's next guest And it's a slugfest 'Cause it's her trailer trash brother Nymphomaniac is back on crack It's like "When Animals Attack" They all exhibit reprehensible behavior Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes Step on their toes, that's how it goes They get so violent they have to sign a waiver They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange When he found out that his wife had a sex change They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly They have a history of ripping off their shirts It's been one week since they had the fight With the Siamese twins and the transvestite Five days since that awful brawl They still haven't got the blood off the wall It's been three days since the bitter feud Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude Yesterday, finally dawned on me I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer male Springer guest: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister. female Springer guest: Oh, which one? male Springer guest: All of 'em. female Springer guest: Ah, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake. male Springer guest: Yeah? W-Well, me too! And, I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie! female Springer guest: Woofie, you b*tch! Well I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat! male Springer guest: That goat doesn't love you! Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin' Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin' Jerry's the king of confrontation He's a sensation He puts the 'sin' in syndication It's totally worthless, like a bad check It's like a train wreck Don't wanna stare, but you can't look away Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows But with more weirdos The ratings jumpin' higher every day If you've seen the show, well then you know It's just as low as you can go The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene And pretty soon some ugly goon Comes in the room and then it's BOOM In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen Well, it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant Should I turn off my TV? I just can't I have a tendency to watch it religiously I have a history of taping each one It's been one week since the show about Psycho killers with problems they should work out Five days since the big surprise When some loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guys Three days since he interviewed A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude Yesterday, it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer Come over here and pull on my finger Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Weird Al Show Theme, Truck Drivin Song, Which Backstreet Boy is Gay, Your Horoscope For Today, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, This Is The Life, ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN, DU UND ICH, EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN, GOODBYE, ALLES WAS DEIN HERZ BEGEHRT, DEINE LIPPEN SCHWEIGEN, DU HAST DIE WAHL, EIN ATEMZUG, ETWAS KOMMT IN DEINE WELT, IN MIR, IN MIR REMIX, NICHT MAL EIN TRAUM, PANDAEMONIUM, SCHATTEN, SIEHST DU DIE ZEICHEN, TANZ DER SINNE, THRONFEUER, UNSCHULDSENGEL, WEISS GL?HT DIE SONNE, WEISSGLUT, WIE ES NIEMALS WAR, 24 Hours, Abigail, All Ive Ever Tasted, Anthem, Bombs Away, Brother, Cheers, Couldnt Be Better, Digging Holes, Dilemma, Down In Flames, Enough, Everythings Alright, Good Day for Goodbye, Happy Hour, Little Red Pills, Moonshine, Only, Out of Line, Other Weird Al Yankovich song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Callin In Sick Lyrics Cavity Search Lyrics Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics Germs Lyrics Grapefruit Diet Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Remember Larry Lyrics Im So Sick Of You Lyrics Its All About The Pentiums Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics Welch Lenny Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy