Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich - Phony Calls    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovich Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovich other resources]>> Phony Calls Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovich Music Title/Track: Phony Calls Theme ID: 6202 Album: N/A Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is running Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet Listen to me Don't go makin' phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks up the wall But it's really gettin' old fast Little Melvin has a natural obsession Askin' for Prince Albert in a can He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four He won't be laughin when they're tracin' his line One day the phone police will be there at his door Yo, hear me Don't go makin' phony calls Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall How long is this phase gonna last? Come on Moe's bar, what'll ya eat, beat or drink? Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch. Hold on. I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick! Don't go makin' phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to You went through the New York City phone book and prank called 'em all Hope that you grow out of this fast Dont' go makin' phony calls, Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to Betcha think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall But you're just a pain in the aaa Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Which Backstreet Boy is Gay, Your Horoscope For Today, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars, Take Me Down, Take Me To The Liver, This Is The Life, ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN, DU UND ICH, EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN, GOODBYE, ALLES WAS DEIN HERZ BEGEHRT, DEINE LIPPEN SCHWEIGEN, DU HAST DIE WAHL, EIN ATEMZUG, ETWAS KOMMT IN DEINE WELT, IN MIR, IN MIR REMIX, NICHT MAL EIN TRAUM, PANDAEMONIUM, SCHATTEN, SIEHST DU DIE ZEICHEN, TANZ DER SINNE, THRONFEUER, UNSCHULDSENGEL, WEISS GL?HT DIE SONNE, WEISSGLUT, WIE ES NIEMALS WAR, 24 Hours, Abigail, All Ive Ever Tasted, Anthem, Bombs Away, Brother, Cheers, Couldnt Be Better, Digging Holes, Dilemma, Down In Flames, Enough, Everythings Alright, Good Day for Goodbye, Happy Hour, Little Red Pills, Moonshine, Only, Out of Line, Oxygen, Remedy, Other Weird Al Yankovich song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Callin In Sick Lyrics Cavity Search Lyrics Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics Germs Lyrics Grapefruit Diet Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Remember Larry Lyrics Im So Sick Of You Lyrics Its All About The Pentiums Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics Welch Lenny Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy