Song Lyrics Weird Al Yankovich - The Night Santa Went Crazy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Weird Al Yankovich Singer Lyrics [Weird Al Yankovich other resources]>> The Night Santa Went Crazy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Weird Al Yankovich Music Title/Track: The Night Santa Went Crazy Theme ID: 6209 Album: N/A Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin' in reindeer guts There's the National Guard and the F. B. I. There's a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights They're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain Related Lyrics Random lyrics: ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT, DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN, DU UND ICH, EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN, GOODBYE, ALLES WAS DEIN HERZ BEGEHRT, DEINE LIPPEN SCHWEIGEN, DU HAST DIE WAHL, EIN ATEMZUG, ETWAS KOMMT IN DEINE WELT, IN MIR, IN MIR REMIX, NICHT MAL EIN TRAUM, PANDAEMONIUM, SCHATTEN, SIEHST DU DIE ZEICHEN, TANZ DER SINNE, THRONFEUER, UNSCHULDSENGEL, WEISS GL?HT DIE SONNE, WEISSGLUT, WIE ES NIEMALS WAR, 24 Hours, Abigail, All Ive Ever Tasted, Anthem, Bombs Away, Brother, Cheers, Couldnt Be Better, Digging Holes, Dilemma, Down In Flames, Enough, Everythings Alright, Good Day for Goodbye, Happy Hour, Little Red Pills, Moonshine, Only, Out of Line, Oxygen, Remedy, Something Good, Spiderweb, B666, China, Church, Come Softly to Me, Danchiva, Other Weird Al Yankovich song Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Callin In Sick Lyrics Cavity Search Lyrics Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics Germs Lyrics Grapefruit Diet Lyrics Gump Lyrics I Remember Larry Lyrics Im So Sick Of You Lyrics Its All About The Pentiums Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics Welch Lenny Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy