Song Lyrics Westside Story - Gee, Officer Krupke    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Westside Story Singer Lyrics [Westside Story other resources]>> Gee, Officer Krupke Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Westside Story Music Title/Track: Gee, Officer Krupke Theme ID: 7005 Album: N/A TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Hey you! RIFF Who me, Officer Krupke? TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not draggin' ya down the station house, ya punk! RIFF Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke You gotta understand It's just our bringin' upke That gets us out of hand Our mothers all are junkies Our fathers all are drunks Golly Moses, naturally we're punks JETS Gee, Officer Krupke We're very upset We never had the love That every child oughta get We ain't no delinquents We're misunderstood Deep down inside us there is good RIFF There is good! JETS There is good, there is good There is untapped good Like inside, the worst of us is good TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE That's a touching good story RIFF Lemme tell it to the world! TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Just tell it to the judge RIFF Dear kindly Judge, your Honor My parents treat me rough With all their marijuana They won't give me a puff They didn't wanna have me But somehow I was had Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE Right! Officer Krupke You're really a square This boy don't need a judge He needs an analyst's care It's just his neurosis That oughta be curbed He's psychologically disturbed RIFF I'm disturbed JETS We're disturbed, we're disturbed We're the most disturbed Like we're psychologically disturbed SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. RIFF Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived! SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE So take him to a headshrinker. You! ACTION Who me? RIFF My daddy beats my mommy My mommy clobbers me My grandpa is a commie My grandma pushes tea My sisters wears a moustache My brother wears a dress Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER Yes, Officer Krupke He shouldn't be here This boy don't need a couch He needs a usefully career Society's played him a terrible trick And sociologically he's sick RIFF I am sick! JETS We are sick, we are sick We are sick sick sick Like we're sociologically sick ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease. RIFF Hey, I got a social disease! ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER So take him to a social worker RIFF Dear kindly social worker They tell me get a job Like be a soda jerker Which means I'd be a slob It's not I'm antisocial I'm only anti-work Glory Osky, that's why I'm a jerk A-RAB Eek, Officer Krupke You've done it again This boy don't need a job He needs a year in the pen It ain't just a question of misunderstood Deep down inside he's no good RIFF I'm no good JETS We're no good, we're no good We're no earthly good Like the best of us is no damn good The trouble is he's lazy The trouble is he drinks The trouble is he's crazy The trouble is he stinks The trouble is he's growing The trouble is he's grown Krupke, we've got troubles of our own Officer Krupke We're down on our knees RIFF 'Cause no one wants a fella With a social disease JETS Dear Officer Krupke What are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke Krup you! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Breathe You In, Cant Happen Here, Control, Crushing Me, Darkest Days, Dawn Escape From LA, Dawn Escape From LA, Desperate Now, Drowning, Drugstore, Everything I Touch, Falls Apart, Give Me It, Goodbye, Happy, Haunting Me, High, Hopeless, HOUNTING ME, How Can I Hold On, I Dont Believe, I Remember, Inside You, Lies, Nothing, On Your Way Down, POMF, Perfect, Plastic Jesus, Red On White, Save Yourself, Shame, Shame Do You Think God Is Dead, Sleep, Slipping Away, So Far Away, So wrong, Sometimes It Hurts, Stabbing Westward, Television, The Only Thing, The Thing I Hate, Throw, Torn Apart, Ungod, Violent Mood Swings, Waking Up Beside You, Waking Up Beside You Last Call Mix, Wasted, What Do I Have To Do, Other Westside Story song Lyrics A Boy Like That (I Have A Love) Lyrics A Boy Like That / I Have A Love Lyrics A Boy Like That / I Have A Love Lyrics America Lyrics Cool Lyrics I Feel Pretty Lyrics Maria Lyrics One Hand, One Heart Lyrics Quintet Lyrics Somethings Coming Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Westside Story Soundtrack Lyrics Westward Stabbing Lyrics Westworld Lyrics Wet Boys Lyrics Wet Desert Lyrics Wet Wet Wet Lyrics Wet Willie Lyrics Weta Lyrics Wetton John Lyrics Whale Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy