Song Lyrics Wierd Al Yankovic - Dare to be Stupid    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> W>> Wierd Al Yankovic Singer Lyrics>> Dare to be Stupid Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Wierd Al Yankovic Music Title/Track: Dare to be Stupid Theme ID: 9630 Album: N/A Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It time to let the bed bugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the charmin you can When Mr. Whipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew What can you do? Dare to be stupid Take some wooden nickels Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your motion working now I'll show you how You can Dare to be stupid You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill Forget I have a volunteer There's no more time for crying over spilt milk It's time for crying in your beer So don't join the army join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet Then party til you're broke and they drag you away It's okay You can dare to be stupid It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want To get one free Dare to be stupid Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid It's so easy to do Dare to be stupid We're all waiting for you Dare to be stupid Burn your candle at bot Related Lyrics Random lyrics: If You Had A Heart, Memory Making Night, New Mexico, Shes In The Bedroom Crying, String Of Bad Love, Their Hearts Are Dancing, Why, Why(Correct), Dare, Dont You Wish, Haunted Heart, I Wanna Be Bad (Remix), Jokes On You, Ooh Ooh, Prince Charming, Somebody Take The Pain Away, Tender, Tired, Kansas City, All Of A Sudden, Almost Persuaded, Always Alone, Answer Me My Love, Barbara Allen, Beneath The Willow Tree, Big Heartbreak, Big River Train, Blue Blue Day, Blues Plus Booze (means I Lose), Breaking In A Brand New Broken Heart, Bring Me Back My Heart, Burning Bridges, Cigareets Whusky And Wild Wild Women, Cotton Fields, Crazy Arms, Cry Cry Darling, Distant Drums, Drifting Apart, Drink Up And Go Home, Empty Arms, First Step Down (is The Longest), Fool Me One More Time, Give Them The Roses Now, Glass On The Table, Goody Goody Gumdrop, Graveyard Shift, Happy Street, Happy Tracks, Hey Mr Bluebird, Hurt Her Once For Me, Other Wierd Al Yankovic song Lyrics Gump Lyrics Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics Other Artists wierd ale yankobitch Lyrics Wig Lyrics Wigald Boning Lyrics Wiggins John And Audrey Lyrics Wila Ford Lyrics Wilbert Harrison Lyrics Wilburn Brothers Lyrics Wilburys Traveling Lyrics Wilco Lyrics Wilcox David Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy