Song Lyrics Xtc - No Thugs In Our House    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> X>> Xtc Singer Lyrics [Xtc other resources]>> No Thugs In Our House Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Xtc Music Title/Track: No Thugs In Our House Theme ID: 947 Album: N/A A musical in three acts by XTC Cast of characters GRAHAM, a teenager MOTHER, a busy housewife FATHER, a conservative husband POLICEMAN, a young constable SCENE: A kitchen in suburbia, one bright Saturday morning ACT ONE Narrator: The insect-headed worker-wife will hang her waspies on the line. Her husband burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying their cushion-floor, his viscous poly-paste breath comes out. Their wall-paper world is shattered by his shout. A boy in blue is busy banging out a headache on the kitchen door. All the while Graham slept on, dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted to. Mother and Father (in unison): No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy. No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy. ACT TWO Narrator: The young policeman who just can't grow a moustache will open up his book, and spoil their breakfast with reports of Asians who have been so badly kicked. Policeman: Is this your son's wallet I've got here? He must have dropped it after too much beer! Mother: Oh, officer, we can't believe our little angel is the one you've picked. Narrator: And all the while Graham slept on, dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted to. Mother and Father (in unison): No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy. No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy. Narrator: They never read those pamphlets in his bottom drawer. Policeman: They never read that tattoo on his arm. Narrator: They thought that was just a boys club badge he wore. Policeman: They never thought he'd do folks any harm. ACT THREE Narrator: The insect-headed worker-wife will hang her waspies on the line. She's singing something stale and simple now this business has fizzled out. Her little tune is such a happy song. Her son is innocent, he can't do wrong, 'cos Dad's a judge and knows exactly what the job of judging's all about. And all the while Graham slept on, dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted to. Mother and Father (in unison): No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy. No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy. Mother: No thugs in our house! Father: No thugs in our house! Complete cast (in unison): No thugs in our house, dear! Set Design by Andy Partridge with co-ordination by Ken Ansell. Stage and Scenery by Art Dragon Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Paper Iron, Papersnow, Pink Thing, Playground, Poor Skeleton Steps Out, Prince of Orange, Private Eye, Pulsing Pulsing, Punch and Judy, Punch Judy, Quicksilver, R U N A W A Y S, Ra Ra for Red Rocking Horse, Radios In Motion, Real By Real, Red, Red Brick Dream, Reign Of Blows, Respectable Street, Respectable Street (BBC Version), Rip Van Ruben, River Of Orchids, Roads Girdle The Globe, Rocket, Rocket From a Bottle, Rook, Runaways, S E N S E S W O R K I N G O V E R T I M E, S N O W M A N, Sacrifical Bonfire, Sacrificial Bonfire, Saturn Boy, Scarecrow People, Science Friction, Scissor Man, Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her, Season Cycle, Senses Working Overtime, Set Myself On Fire, Sgt. Rock (Is Going to Help Me), Sgt. Rock, Shake You Donkey Up, Shaking Skin House, Shes So Square, Shes So Square, Shiny Cage, Shore Leave Ornithology, Shore Leave Ornithology (Another 1950), Skeletons, Smokeless Zone, Other Xtc song Lyrics 1000 Umbrellas Lyrics 25 OClock Lyrics 25 Oclock Lyrics A L L O F A S U D D E N ( I T S T O O L A T E ) Lyrics Across This Antheap Lyrics All Along The Watchtower Lyrics All of a Sudden Lyrics All Of A Sudden (Its Too Late) Lyrics All You Pretty Girls Lyrics Always Winter But Never Christmas Lyrics Another Satellite Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists XTM Lyrics Xutos & Pontap?s Lyrics Xutos & Pontaps Lyrics Xutos amp Pontaps Lyrics Xutos e Pontap?s Lyrics Xutos E Pontapes Lyrics Xutos Pontapes Lyrics Xuxa Lyrics XXL Lyrics Xymox Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy