Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Amish Paradise    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Amish Paradise Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Amish Paradise Theme ID: 474 Album: N/A As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricty At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...fool! And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline Got my Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if I finish all my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699. CHORUS- We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish Paradise It's hard work and sarifice living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish Paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek, I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell. But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it, An Amish with a 'tude you know that's unheard of. I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black...fool! If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years. But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare, We're just technologically impared. There's no phones no lights no motor cars not a single luxury Like Robinson carusoe we're as primitive as can be. CHORUS- We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise. We're just plain and simple guys lving in an Amish Paradise There's no time for sin and vice living in an Amish Paradise. We don't fight we all play nice living in an Amish Paradise. Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter, raise a barn on Monday, Soon I'll raise another. Think you're really righeous, think you're pure in heart Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art. I'm the pious guy the little Amlets wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife. So don't be vain and don't be whiny or else my brother I might have to ger medieval on your heiny CHORUS- We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise We're all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish Paradise There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish Paradise But you'd probably think it bites living in an Amish Paradise. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Christmas At Ground Zero, Couch Potato, Dare To Be Stupid, Dog Eat Dog, Dont Wear Those Shoes, Eat It, Everything You Know Is Wrong, Fat, Generic Blues, Genius in France, George Of The Jungle, Germs, Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, Good Enough For Now, Good Old Days, Gotta Boogie, Grapefruit Diet, Gump, Happy Birthday, Hardware Store, Harvey The Wonder Hamster, Headline News, Heres Johnny, Hooked On Polkas, I Cant Watch This, I Lost On Jeopardy, I Love Rocky Road, I Remember Larry, I Think Im A Clone Now, I Want A New Duck, I Was Only Kidding, Ill Be Mellow When Im Dead, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, Jurassic Park, King Of Suede, Lasagna, Like A Surgeon, Livin In The Fridge, Living With A Hernia, Melanie, Midnight Star, Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies, Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung, Mr. Popeil, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Bologna, Nature Trail To Hell, Ode to a Superhero, One More Minute, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy