Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Cable TV    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Cable TV Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Cable TV Theme ID: 482 Album: N/A I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passing me by. I was just about ready, To curl up and die. But one day I got a visit, From the cable company, They hooked me up, plugged me right in, And now I've got cable TV. And so I get to watch... The stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on channel 3, It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, Yeah, but that's OK with me.... I got cable TV (cable TV), Cable TV (cable TV), Eighty-three channels of ecstacy, I love my cable TV yeah, Love my cable TV. I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, The news and weather from Peru, I got celebrity hockey, And raquetball channel two. Bug Bunny direct from Atlanta, Mr. Wizard is on at five. I've got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car So I can watch MTV while I drive. I'm talking 'bout, Real quality programs. The type you just can't get for free, Now I'm never gonna leave my apartment, Cos there's just so much for me to see On my cable TV (cable TV), Cable TV (cable TV), Yeah, if you have a problem you know where I'll be: Watching my cable TV, yeah, Watching my cable TV My friends they're getting kinda worried, They think I'm turning into some kind of freak. But they're just jealous, Cos I've seen `Porky's' twenty-seven times this week On my cable TV (cable TV), Cable TV (cable TV), The greatest thing that ever happened to me, I love my cable TV, yeah, I need my cable TV. Can't live without my cable TV, yeah Watching my cable TV. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Generic Blues, Genius in France, George Of The Jungle, Germs, Girls Just Want To Have Lunch, Good Enough For Now, Good Old Days, Gotta Boogie, Grapefruit Diet, Gump, Happy Birthday, Hardware Store, Harvey The Wonder Hamster, Headline News, Heres Johnny, Hooked On Polkas, I Cant Watch This, I Lost On Jeopardy, I Love Rocky Road, I Remember Larry, I Think Im A Clone Now, I Want A New Duck, I Was Only Kidding, Ill Be Mellow When Im Dead, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, Jurassic Park, King Of Suede, Lasagna, Like A Surgeon, Livin In The Fridge, Living With A Hernia, Melanie, Midnight Star, Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies, Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung, Mr. Popeil, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Bologna, Nature Trail To Hell, Ode to a Superhero, One More Minute, One Of Those Days, Party at the Leper Colony, Phony Calls, Polka Party!, Polka Power, Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkas On 45, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy