Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Cabletv    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Cabletv Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Cabletv Theme ID: 773 Album: N/A "Cable TV" I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by. Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die. But then one day I got a visit From the cable company. Well, they hooked me up, and plugged me right in, And now I got cable TV. And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, Midget wrestling on Channel Three. It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, Yeah, but that's all right with me. I got cable TV, (Cable TV) Cable TV. (Cable TV) Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy. I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV. I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, The news and weather from Peru, I got Celebrity Hockey, The Racketball Channel too. Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta, Mr. Wizard is on at five. I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car, So I can watch MTV while I drive. I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs, The kind you just can't get for free. Now I never wanna leave my apartment, 'Cause there's just so much for me to see. On my cable TV, (Cable TV) Cable TV. (Cable TV) Well, if you need to find me, You know where I'll be. Watchin' my cable TV, yeah, Watchin' my cable TV. 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV. My friends are gettin' kinda worried, They think I'm turning into some kinda freak. Oh, but they're just jealous, 'cause I've seen "Porky's" Twenty-seven times this week. On my cable TV, (Cable TV) Cable TV. (Cable TV) Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV. Well, I gotta have cable TV, yeah, I need my cable TV. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Gee Im A Nerd, Generic Blues, Good Enough For Now, Gotta Boogie, Happy Birthday, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Headline News, Heres Johnny, Heres Johnny, Hooked On Polkas, Hummingbirds, I Cant Watch This, I Cant Watch This, I Lost On Jeopardy, I Love Rocky Road, I Remember Larry, I Think Im a Clone Now, I Want a New Duck, I Was Only Kidding, Ill Be Mellow When Im Dead, Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead, Im So Sick of You, Introduction, Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction-Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Isle Thing, King Of Suede, Let Me Be Your Hog, Like A Surgeon, Living With A Hernia, Midnight Star, Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies, Mr Frump In The Iron Lung, Mr Popiel, My Bologna, Nature Trail To Hell, One More Minute, One Of Those Days, Peter And The Wolf, Phony Calls, Pigeons, Polka Party, Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkas On 45, Poodle, Ricky, Rye or the Kaiser, Shark, She Drives Like Crazy, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy