Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Everything You Know Is Wrong    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Everything You Know Is Wrong Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Everything You Know Is Wrong Theme ID: 491 Album: N/A I don't care If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go And run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy But I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes You can spend my money, you can waste my time Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes Don't wear those shoes It's all right You can play your Twisted Sister every night I suppose You can lick the middles out of my Oreos Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose And you know that I'd do anything to please you But I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes You can spit in my face if you're so inclined Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes Oh no, don't wear those shoes I said, oh no, oh no Oh no, please don't wear those... Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed Stomp the poodle till it's flat You could even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head I could learn to live with that But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind Baby I don't mind, but please don't wear those... I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze But baby, please don't wear those shoes You can make me an offer I can't refuse But darling, please don't wear those shoes You can play your bongos while I'm trying to Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Gump, Happy Birthday, Hardware Store, Harvey The Wonder Hamster, Headline News, Heres Johnny, Hooked On Polkas, I Cant Watch This, I Lost On Jeopardy, I Love Rocky Road, I Remember Larry, I Think Im A Clone Now, I Want A New Duck, I Was Only Kidding, Ill Be Mellow When Im Dead, Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, Jurassic Park, King Of Suede, Lasagna, Like A Surgeon, Livin In The Fridge, Living With A Hernia, Melanie, Midnight Star, Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies, Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung, Mr. Popeil, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Bologna, Nature Trail To Hell, Ode to a Superhero, One More Minute, One Of Those Days, Party at the Leper Colony, Phony Calls, Polka Party!, Polka Power, Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkas On 45, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Ricky, She Never Told Me She Was A Mime, Since Youve Been Gone, Slime Creatures From Outer Space, Smells Like Nirvana, Spam, Stop Draggin My Car Around, Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White, Such A Groovy Guy, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy