Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Headline News    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Headline News Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Headline News Theme ID: 506 Album: N/A @HEADLINE NEWS Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic Music by Crash Test Dummies Once there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore And brought along his spraypaint And when he finally came back He... had... cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so... hard... Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be A figure skating champion And when she finally made it She... saw... some other girl who was better So she hired some guy To club her in the knee... cap.... Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm They got paid for their sound-bites And sold their TV movie rights And then there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night That she cut off his weiner And when he finally came to He... found... that Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain, it had always just Been... there.... Mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Anil (Bob) Kapur "The answers to life's problems Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Its All About The Pentiums, Jerry Springer, Jurassic Park, King Of Suede, Lasagna, Like A Surgeon, Livin In The Fridge, Living With A Hernia, Melanie, Midnight Star, Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies, Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung, Mr. Popeil, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Bologna, Nature Trail To Hell, Ode to a Superhero, One More Minute, One Of Those Days, Party at the Leper Colony, Phony Calls, Polka Party!, Polka Power, Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkas On 45, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Ricky, She Never Told Me She Was A Mime, Since Youve Been Gone, Slime Creatures From Outer Space, Smells Like Nirvana, Spam, Stop Draggin My Car Around, Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White, Such A Groovy Guy, Syndicated Inc., Taco Grande, Talk Soup, That Boy Could Dance, The Alternative Polka, The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The Brady Bunch, The Plumbing Song, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, The White Stuff, This Is The Life, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Traffic Jam, Trash Day, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy