Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - I Lost On Jeopardy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> I Lost On Jeopardy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: I Lost On Jeopardy Theme ID: 510 Album: N/A Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gave the answers, Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) Well I knew I was in trouble now, My hope of winning sank, 'Cause I got the Daily Double now, And then my mind went blank. I took Potpourri for one hundred, And then my head started to spin. Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo, Just tell me now what I didn't win, Yeah, yeah. I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty- volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of your home game! You're a complete loser!! Don't know what I was thinkin' of, I guess I just wasn't too bright. Well, I sure hope I do better Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Lasagna, Like A Surgeon, Livin In The Fridge, Living With A Hernia, Melanie, Midnight Star, Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies, Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung, Mr. Popeil, My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder, My Bologna, Nature Trail To Hell, Ode to a Superhero, One More Minute, One Of Those Days, Party at the Leper Colony, Phony Calls, Polka Party!, Polka Power, Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkas On 45, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Ricky, She Never Told Me She Was A Mime, Since Youve Been Gone, Slime Creatures From Outer Space, Smells Like Nirvana, Spam, Stop Draggin My Car Around, Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White, Such A Groovy Guy, Syndicated Inc., Taco Grande, Talk Soup, That Boy Could Dance, The Alternative Polka, The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The Brady Bunch, The Plumbing Song, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, The White Stuff, This Is The Life, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Traffic Jam, Trash Day, Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin Song, Twister, UHF, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy