Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Jerry Springer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Jerry Springer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Jerry Springer Theme ID: 518 Album: N/A It's been, one week since we got to see, Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry. 5 days since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crackhoe 3 days since we heard the tale about the guy who learned his woman was a she-male. Yesterday, it occured to me, that I'd been watching too much Jerry Springer. Holy Cow, didya see it last week? They had this one freak, Who suckered punched his whole family. Do you recall when the brawl became a total 'free-for-all' and jerry's in the middle trying to be the referee? Hey, see the stripper with the implants? She likes to lap-dance, and date the boyfriend of her mother. Now here comes Jerry's next guest, and it's a slut fest cuz it's a trailer trash brother. There's a maniac whos back can crack it's like when animals attack and they all exhibit rehensible behaviour. and when they all stand on their toes and remove all their clothes they get so violent they have to sign a waiver. They're always whoring, cursing, laughing, point and blame, and when they're on the air they got no shame. There was one guy I'm sure he felt a little strange, when he found out that his wife had a sex change. They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly, They have a history of ripping off their shirts... It's been One week since they had the fight, with the Siamese twins and the transvestite. 5 days since that awful brawl, They still haven't got the blood off the wall, it's been 3 days since the interview between the KKK and the gay Jewish black dude. Yesterday, it finally dawned on me, that I'd been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer. Speaking: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister. Well, Which one? All of 'em. Well I've been sleeping with you're best friend, Jay! Well, Me too and i've been sleeping with your dog, Woofie. Woofie, you b*tch. I've been sleeping wiith your pet goat. That goat don't love you Once you start watching, there ain't no stopping Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's dropping. Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation, he puts the sickness indication He's totally worth the bad check, it's like a train wreck, Don't want to stare, but you don't want to tlook away. Like Sally Jesse, he does talk shows, only with more weirdos, The rating's rising higher every day. If you've seen the show, then you know it's about as low as you can go, The guests are tacky, and they're lacking in their hygiene. And pretty soon, some ugly goon comes in the room, and then it's boom in the face of some unsuspecting Drag Queen Well it's the kind of show where people scream obsanities, yanking hair, throwing chairs at their hubbies. Jerry, Jerry, now the crowd starts their favourite chant. Should I turn off my TV? I just can't. I have a tendency to watch it religiously, I have a history of taping each one. It's been One week since the show about, Psycho killers with problems they should work out. 5 days since the big surprise, some loser found out that she's dating 20 guys, 3 days since the interview, a bunch of f*cking whores are made into an all new Yesterday it occured to me, that I've been watching a bit too much jerry Springer. I've been wasting my time on that Jerry Springer, I've got way too much time to watch Jerry Springer. 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