Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - King Of Suede    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> King Of Suede Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: King Of Suede Theme ID: 520 Album: N/A There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed. Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need. We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade. We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?) We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong. (Is my size up there?) We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick. (Is my size up there?) With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick. (Is my size up there?) Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid. You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made, And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade, 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede. If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom, (Is my size up there?) We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan. (Is my size up there?) We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too. (Is my size up there?) And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you. (Is my size up there?) Well, I never made it past the second grade. It took all of my life for me to learn this trade. But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made, 'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede. There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits. Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots. You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. King of Suede. Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale. (Is my size up there?) Look for our color catalog in next week's mail. (Is my size up there?) There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today. It's the same old sale as yesterday. Thirty years in the same location I have stayed, There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. I got tough competition but I'm not afraid, 'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. King of Suede. I'll always be King of Suede. I'll always be King of Suede. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: My Bologna, Nature Trail To Hell, Ode to a Superhero, One More Minute, One Of Those Days, Party at the Leper Colony, Phony Calls, Polka Party!, Polka Power, Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkas On 45, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Ricky, She Never Told Me She Was A Mime, Since Youve Been Gone, Slime Creatures From Outer Space, Smells Like Nirvana, Spam, Stop Draggin My Car Around, Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White, Such A Groovy Guy, Syndicated Inc., Taco Grande, Talk Soup, That Boy Could Dance, The Alternative Polka, The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The Brady Bunch, The Plumbing Song, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, The White Stuff, This Is The Life, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Traffic Jam, Trash Day, Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin Song, Twister, UHF, Velvet Elvis, Wanna B Ur Lovr, When I Was Your Age, Yoda, You Dont Love Me Anymore, Contagious, Dont Be Afrais Of The Dark, Rescue Me, CONTAGIOUS, Mean Streak, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy