Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Mr. Popeil    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Mr. Popeil Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Mr. Popeil Theme ID: 529 Album: N/A I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?) Help me. Mr. Popeil! I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'s. Don't miss out on this deal.) Ah, help me. Mr. Popeil! Help me. Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! (Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.) It slices. It dices. Look at that tomato! You could even cut a tin can with it, But you wouldn't want to! Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble. Need your assistance on the double. Oh no! Now how am I gonna make My old vinyl car top look like new? Mr. Popeil! Tell me, what am I supposed to do? Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! (Now how much would you pay?) But wait, there's more! It's not sold in any store! (Now how much would you pay?) Don't answer yet, Just look what else you get! (Now how much would you pay?) If you order today, You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray! (Now how much would you pay?) Now how much would you pay? Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil. Make me buy a Garden Weasel! Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer! Make me take advantage Of this amazing TV offer! (Call our toll-free number, We'll make you such a deal.) Aw, help me! Mr. Popeil. I want it! (Mr. Popeil.) Well, I need it! (Mr. Popeil.) I got to got to got to have it! Mr. Popeil! Mr. Popeil! Hey! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Polka Your Eyes Out, Polkas On 45, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Ricky, She Never Told Me She Was A Mime, Since Youve Been Gone, Slime Creatures From Outer Space, Smells Like Nirvana, Spam, Stop Draggin My Car Around, Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White, Such A Groovy Guy, Syndicated Inc., Taco Grande, Talk Soup, That Boy Could Dance, The Alternative Polka, The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The Brady Bunch, The Plumbing Song, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, The White Stuff, This Is The Life, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Traffic Jam, Trash Day, Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin Song, Twister, UHF, Velvet Elvis, Wanna B Ur Lovr, When I Was Your Age, Yoda, You Dont Love Me Anymore, Contagious, Dont Be Afrais Of The Dark, Rescue Me, CONTAGIOUS, Mean Streak, Summertime Girls, TEMPTATION, Cutting Corners, I Dont Care, Kiwi Symphony, Last To Know, The Call, Get Up (Before the Night is Over), Ayk Veysel, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy