Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Mr Popiel    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Mr Popiel Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Mr Popiel Theme ID: 818 Album: N/A I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?) Help me. Mr. Popiel! I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'s. Don't miss out on this deal.) Ah, help me. Mr. Popiel! Help me. Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! (Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.) It slices. It dices. Look at that tomato! You could even cut a tin can with it, But you wouldn't want to! Mr. Popiel, I'm in trouble. Need your assistance on the double. Oh no! Now how am I gonna make My old vinyl car top look like new? Mr. Popiel! Tell me, what am I s'posed to do? Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! (Now how much would you pay?) But wait, there's more! It's not sold in any store! (Now how much would you pay?) Don't answer yet, Just look what else you get! (Now how much would you pay?) If you order today, You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray! (Now how much would you pay?) Now how much would you pay? Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel. Make me buy a Garden Weasel! Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer! Make me take advantage Of this amazing TV offer! (Call our toll-free number, We'll make you such a deal.) Aw, help me! Mr. Popiel. I want it! (Mr. Popiel.) Well, I need it! (Mr. Popiel.) I got to got to got to have it! Mr. Popiel! Mr. Popiel! Hey! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Poodle, Ricky, Rye or the Kaiser, Shark, She Drives Like Crazy, She Never Told Me She Was a Mime, Since Youve Been Gone, Six Words Long, Slime Creatures from Outer Space, Smells Like Nirvana, Snails, Spam, Spatula City, Spy Hard, Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard), Stop Draggin My Car Around, Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White, Such A Groovy Guy, Taco Grande, That Boy Could Dance, The Alternative Polka, The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The Brady Bunch, The Checks In The Mail, The Checks in the Mail, The Hot Rocks Polka, The Night Santa Went Crazy, The Plumbing Song, The White Stuff, Theme From Rocky Xiii, Toothless People, Traffic Jam, Trigger Happy, Twister, Uhf, Velvet Elvis, Vulture, What if God Smoked Cannabis, When I Was Your Age, Windows 95 Sucks!, Yo This is a Digrace, Yo!!! This is a Digrace, You Dont Love Me Anymore, You Make Me, Les Jours Tristes, Rue Des Cascades, Almost A Whisper, In the Morning Light, Love Is All, Niki Nana, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy