Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Theme ID: 542 Album: N/A Vern zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last But ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Working' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay is mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer Just grab your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!" He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul What's not to like? What's not to like? Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho He's doin' well, I gotta kvell The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell Show up at his home, he says, "Shalom!" And "Have some cake-You want some cake?" Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz! So grab your yarmulka-- The one you got for Chanukah-- Let's put on our yarmulkas and-- Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Taco Grande, Talk Soup, That Boy Could Dance, The Alternative Polka, The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The Brady Bunch, The Plumbing Song, The Saga Begins, The Weird Al Show Theme, The White Stuff, This Is The Life, (This Songs Just) Six Words Long, Traffic Jam, Trash Day, Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin Song, Twister, UHF, Velvet Elvis, Wanna B Ur Lovr, When I Was Your Age, Yoda, You Dont Love Me Anymore, Contagious, Dont Be Afrais Of The Dark, Rescue Me, CONTAGIOUS, Mean Streak, Summertime Girls, TEMPTATION, Cutting Corners, I Dont Care, Kiwi Symphony, Last To Know, The Call, Get Up (Before the Night is Over), Ayk Veysel, F305rt Emin, Korku, Kukla, La Batidora, Amor Verdadero, Asechandote, Bella Dama, Buche Y Pluma, Chiquitita, Contra El Viento, Dame Un Beso, De Placer, Decidete, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy