Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - The Alternative Polka    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> The Alternative Polka Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: The Alternative Polka Theme ID: 556 Album: N/A We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at He never was very bright but at least there was one thing that he could do all right That boy could dance He was kind of a jerk He was kind of a bore but the women would scream when he walked in the door 'cause one thing I could tell you for sure That boy could dance Picking teams, he would always be last He couldn't run very far, He couldn't think very fast If he was on your side, you`d always lose the guy had a problem, even tying his shoes He never passed his drivers test He was always afraid of cars and he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars but that boy could dance Well, his hair was a mess and his clothes didn't fit He smelled pretty bad, and he drooled just a bit but you gotta admit boy, that boy could dance Now that boy is much older he's got his own dance studio He's got a teeny bopper fan club yeah, he's got his own TV show now he owns half of Montana they all call him Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin Song, Twister, UHF, Velvet Elvis, Wanna B Ur Lovr, When I Was Your Age, Yoda, You Dont Love Me Anymore, Contagious, Dont Be Afrais Of The Dark, Rescue Me, CONTAGIOUS, Mean Streak, Summertime Girls, TEMPTATION, Cutting Corners, I Dont Care, Kiwi Symphony, Last To Know, The Call, Get Up (Before the Night is Over), Ayk Veysel, F305rt Emin, Korku, Kukla, La Batidora, Amor Verdadero, Asechandote, Bella Dama, Buche Y Pluma, Chiquitita, Contra El Viento, Dame Un Beso, De Placer, Decidete, En La Disco II, Ese Soy Yo, Fanatica, Jamon De Cairo Remix, La Batidora (Corregido), La Batidora Ft Don Omar, La Bomba, Maulla, Mi Mujer, Mi Senora, Munequita, Nativos, Nina Timida, Nino Malagradecido, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy