Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - Traffic Jam    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> Traffic Jam Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: Traffic Jam Theme ID: 565 Album: N/A Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street. He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat. Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say: Try the rye or the kaiser, They're on special tonight. If you want, you can have an appetizer. You might like our salami, and the liver's all right. And they'd really go well with the rye, Or the kaiser. Never eats while on the job. He heard it's good to stay hungry. But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob. Have a taste, they were made fresh today. Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. Maybe I can suggest an appetizer. Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight. But you just can't go wrong with the rye, Or the kaiser. So today, his deli comes first. Still he dreams of his past days of glory. Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst, All the while you can still hear him say: It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite. Let me please be your catering advisor. If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight. You can have your roast beef on the rye, Or the kaiser. The rye or the kaiser, The rye or the kaiser, The rye or the kaiser... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Contagious, Dont Be Afrais Of The Dark, Rescue Me, CONTAGIOUS, Mean Streak, Summertime Girls, TEMPTATION, Cutting Corners, I Dont Care, Kiwi Symphony, Last To Know, The Call, Get Up (Before the Night is Over), Ayk Veysel, F305rt Emin, Korku, Kukla, La Batidora, Amor Verdadero, Asechandote, Bella Dama, Buche Y Pluma, Chiquitita, Contra El Viento, Dame Un Beso, De Placer, Decidete, En La Disco II, Ese Soy Yo, Fanatica, Jamon De Cairo Remix, La Batidora (Corregido), La Batidora Ft Don Omar, La Bomba, Maulla, Mi Mujer, Mi Senora, Munequita, Nativos, Nina Timida, Nino Malagradecido, No Quisiera Dejarte, Oye Como Va, Piel Con Piel, Princesa, Que Sera, Rosa Maria, Senorita, Si Tu Me Calientas, Tactica, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy