Song Lyrics Yankovic Weird Al - When I Was Your Age    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics [Yankovic Weird Al other resources]>> When I Was Your Age Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Yankovic Weird Al Music Title/Track: When I Was Your Age Theme ID: 573 Album: N/A (Al Yankovic) Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent CHORUS When I was your age. When I was your age When I was your age. When I was your age Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot There's something wrong with all you kids today You just don't appreciate all the things you've got We were hungry, broke and miserable And we liked it better that way There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt If we were really good we didn't get dessert CHORUS Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk? You think my story's wearin' kinda thin? I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whop ourselves Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain CHORUS ---------------------------------------------------------------- Related Lyrics Random lyrics: I Dont Care, Kiwi Symphony, Last To Know, The Call, Get Up (Before the Night is Over), Ayk Veysel, F305rt Emin, Korku, Kukla, La Batidora, Amor Verdadero, Asechandote, Bella Dama, Buche Y Pluma, Chiquitita, Contra El Viento, Dame Un Beso, De Placer, Decidete, En La Disco II, Ese Soy Yo, Fanatica, Jamon De Cairo Remix, La Batidora (Corregido), La Batidora Ft Don Omar, La Bomba, Maulla, Mi Mujer, Mi Senora, Munequita, Nativos, Nina Timida, Nino Malagradecido, No Quisiera Dejarte, Oye Como Va, Piel Con Piel, Princesa, Que Sera, Rosa Maria, Senorita, Si Tu Me Calientas, Tactica, Te Dije Una Vez, Ten Cuidado Tu, Travesura, Ven Nina, Voy A Que Te Gano, Yo Quisiera, Black Liquid, Frontline, Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics A Complicated Song Lyrics Achy Breaky Song Lyrics Addicted To Spuds Lyrics Airline Amy Lyrics Albuquerque Lyrics Alimony Lyrics Amish Paradise Lyrics Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics Another One Rides The Bus Lyrics Bedrock Anthem Lyrics Bob Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Weird Al Yankovich Lyrics Weird Al YankovicL Lyrics Weisse Apostel Lyrics Weissglut Lyrics Welbilt Lyrics Welch Bob Lyrics Bob Welch Lyrics Welch Gillian Lyrics Gillian Welch Lyrics Welch Kevin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy