Song Lyrics ZZ Top - Funky Cold Medina    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> ZZ Top Singer Lyrics [ZZ Top other resources]>> Funky Cold Medina Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: ZZ Top Music Title/Track: Funky Cold Medina Theme ID: 3271 Album: N/A Funky Cold Medina Tone Loc cold cooling at a ball looking for some action but like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction the girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me my threads are fresh and I'm looking def yo wassup with the l o c the girls are all jocking at the other end of the bar having drinks with some no name chump when they know that I'm the star so I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, "why you so fly?" he said "funky cold medina" this brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks put a little medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick it's better than any alcohol or afrodesiac a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg he used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina you know what I'm saying I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing I went up to this girl she said "Hi, my name Sheena" I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina, she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it" and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was with it so I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned but when she got undressed it was big old mess Sheena was a man so I threw him out I don Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Gun Love, Hairdresser, Have You Heard, Heard In On The X, Heard It on the X, Heaven, Hell or Houston, Hey Mr Millionaire, Hi Fi Mama, Hot, Blue And Righteous, Hot Blue Righteous, Hummbucking Part 2, I Got The Message, I Got the Six, I Need You Tonight, I Thank You, I Wanna Drive You Home, Im Bad, Im Nationwide, If I Could Flag Her Down, If I Could Only Flag Her Down, If You Could Only Flag Her Down, Invincible, Its Only Love, Its So Hard, Its Only Love, Jailhouse Rock, Jesus Just Left Chicago, Just Got Back From Babys, Just Got Back From Babys, Just Got Paid, Ko Ko Blue, La Grange, Legs, Legs (Dance Mix), Leila, Liquor, LIVE INTRO BY ROSS MITCHELL, Lizard Life, Loaded, Lovething, Lowdown In The Street, Lowrider, Made Into A Movie, Manic Mechanic, Master of Sparks, Masters Of Sparks, Me So Stupid, Mescalero, Mexican Blackbird, Move Me On Down The Line, Mushmouth Shoutin, Other ZZ Top song Lyrics (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear Lyrics (Somebody Else Been) Shakin Your Tree Lyrics (Somebody Else Been) Shaking your Tree Lyrics 2000 Blues Lyrics 2000 Blues Slow Blues Feel Lyrics 36-22-36 Lyrics A Fool For Your Stockings Lyrics A Fool For Your Stockings (II) Lyrics Afterburner Lyrics Alley-Gator Lyrics Antenna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Agony Scene The Lyrics Agora Lyrics Agoraphobic Nosebleed Lyrics Agot Isidro Lyrics Agrama Gigi Lyrics Agresin Lyrics Agresi?n Lyrics Agressor Lyrics Agretator Lyrics Agua Bella Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy