Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Theme ID: 723 Album: N/A ------ ------ --- --- -------- *Hey! Do you know what you are?* *You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!* Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole... Maybe you think you're a lonely guy Maybe you think you're too tough to cry So you went to *The Grape*, Just to give it a try And Dagmar *Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life* Was his name... *One Two Three Four!* The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up *And yet he was a beautiful lady* Nearly drove you insane *Let's talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR* And so you kissed a little sailor *Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton Production:* Who had just blew in from Spain *Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf* You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel *The story of a demented bread-boffer* And acted like it was cocaine *Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf* You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko *Then on Tuesday night, Ceasar's back in town* In a way you can't explain *Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With Kona.* And so you worked the wall with Michael *Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite* Which gave your back an awful strain *Volcanic Hell* But you came back on Sunday for the gong show *Next Thursday, teen town's finest...* But you forgot what I was sayin' 'Cause you're an asshole, You're an asshole That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole Yes, yes You're an asshole, you're an asshole That's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole *Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest* *'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole* You say you can't live with what you been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you, But don't fool yerself girl It's lookin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's winkin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you That's why I say I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute *Corn hole* Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute *Fist fuck* Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute *Pud!* Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats) *Aw, I knew you'd be surprised Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy, Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy, Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Cant Do, Catholic Girls, Centerville, Chana In De Bushwop, Charles Ives, Charlies Enormous Mouth, Charva, Cheap Thrills, Cheepnis, Chocolate Halvah, Church Chat, City Of Tiny Lights, City Of Tiny Lites, City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Cant Do That On, Clowns On Velvet, Cocaine Decisions, Cocaine Decisions (in album You Cant Do That On S, Cock-Suckers Ball, Concentration Moon, Conehead, Cops & Buns, Cops Buns, Cosmik Debris, Cradle Rock, Crew Slut, Cruising For Burgers, Cucamonga, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Dance Contest, Dancin Fool, Dear Jeepers, Debra Kadabra, Dental Hygeine Dilemma, Deseri, Dew On The Newts We Got, Dickies Such An Asshole, Didja Get Any Onya?, Dinah Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe-Hum, Directly From My Heart To You, Dirty Love, Disco Boy, Diseases Of The Band, Do You Like My New Car, Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?, Dog Breath, Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy