Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Brown Shoes Dont Make It    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Brown Shoes Dont Make It Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Brown Shoes Dont Make It Theme ID: 725 Album: N/A ----- ----- ----- ---- -- Brown shoes don't make it Brown shoes don't make it Quit school, why fake it? Brown shoes don't make it? TV dinner by the pool Watch your brother grow a beard Got another year of school You're OK, he's *too weird* Be a plumber He's a bummer He's a bummer every summer Be a loyal plastic robot For a world that doesn't care Smile at every *ugly* Shine on your shoes and cut your hair Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work Do your job, and do it right Life's a ball! (TV tonight!) Do you love it, do you hate it? There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow) A world of secret hungers, Perverting the men who make your laws Every desire is hidden away, In drawer, in a desk, By a Naughahyde chair On a rug where they walk and drool Past the girls in the office You see in the back, of the cynical mind The dream of a girl about thirteen Off with her clothes and into a bed, Where she tickles his fancy all night long His wife's attending an orchid show She squealed for a week to get him to go But back in the bed his teenage Queen Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby! And he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes! She bites his fat neck, And it lights up his nose, But he cannot be fooled, Old *City Hall Fred,* She's nasty, she's nasty, She digs it in bed! Do it again, and do it some more! That does it, by golly, it's nasty for sure! Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty! *(Only thirteen, and she knows how to NASTY)* She's a dirty young mind. Corrupted, corroded... Well she's thirteen today, And I hear she gets loaded If she were my daughter I'd... *What would you do, Daddy?* If she were my daughter I'd... *What would you do, Daddy?* If she were my daughter I'd... *What would you do, Daddy?* Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup, And strap her on again, *Oh baby!* Smother that girl in chocolate syrup, And strap her on again! She's a *Teenage Baby,* and she turns me on, I'd like to make Her do a *nasty* On the White House Lawn! Going to smother that daughter in chocolate syrup, And boogie till the cows come home! Time to go home, Madge is on the phone Gotta meet the *Guerneys* And a dozen gray attorneys TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school Life is such a ball I run the world from City Hall Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Cant Do, Catholic Girls, Centerville, Chana In De Bushwop, Charles Ives, Charlies Enormous Mouth, Charva, Cheap Thrills, Cheepnis, Chocolate Halvah, Church Chat, City Of Tiny Lights, City Of Tiny Lites, City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Cant Do That On, Clowns On Velvet, Cocaine Decisions, Cocaine Decisions (in album You Cant Do That On S, Cock-Suckers Ball, Concentration Moon, Conehead, Cops & Buns, Cops Buns, Cosmik Debris, Cradle Rock, Crew Slut, Cruising For Burgers, Cucamonga, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Dance Contest, Dancin Fool, Dear Jeepers, Debra Kadabra, Dental Hygeine Dilemma, Deseri, Dew On The Newts We Got, Dickies Such An Asshole, Didja Get Any Onya?, Dinah Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe-Hum, Directly From My Heart To You, Dirty Love, Disco Boy, Diseases Of The Band, Do You Like My New Car, Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?, Dog Breath, Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague, Dont Eat The Yellow Snow, Dont You Ever Wash That Thing?, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy