Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Catholic Girls    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Catholic Girls Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Catholic Girls Theme ID: 737 Album: N/A A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the "Hokey Pokey," baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the lights don't go down too low... Father Riley And Various Party Goers: Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls In the Rectory Basement Father Riley's a fairy But it don't bother Mary Catholic Girls At the CYO Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? Joe: All the way That's the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-Hip-Hooray For all the class they show There's nothing like a Catholic Girl At the CYO When they learn to blow... Father Riley: They're learning to blow All the Catholic Boys! Mary: Warren Cuccurullo... Father Riley: Catholic Boys! Mary: Kinda young, kinda WOW! Father Riley: Catholic Boys! Mary: Vinnie Colaiuta... Chorus: Where are they now? Did they all take The Vow? Father Riley: Catholic Girls Warren: Carmenita Scarfone! Father Riley: Catholic Girls Officer Butzis: Hey! She gave me VD! Father Riley: Catholic Girls! Warren: Toni Carbone! Chorus: With a tongue like a cow She could make you go WOW! Joe: VD vowdy vootie Right away That's the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please There's nothing like a Catholic Girl With her hand in the box When she's on her knees Larry: She was on her knees, My little Catholic Girl Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic Girls They never confess Catholic Girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! (etc.) Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there Hold hands And think Pure Thoughts But one night at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free Related Lyrics Random lyrics: City Of Tiny Lites, City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Cant Do That On, Clowns On Velvet, Cocaine Decisions, Cocaine Decisions (in album You Cant Do That On S, Cock-Suckers Ball, Concentration Moon, Conehead, Cops & Buns, Cops Buns, Cosmik Debris, Cradle Rock, Crew Slut, Cruising For Burgers, Cucamonga, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Dance Contest, Dancin Fool, Dear Jeepers, Debra Kadabra, Dental Hygeine Dilemma, Deseri, Dew On The Newts We Got, Dickies Such An Asshole, Didja Get Any Onya?, Dinah Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe-Hum, Directly From My Heart To You, Dirty Love, Disco Boy, Diseases Of The Band, Do You Like My New Car, Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?, Dog Breath, Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague, Dont Eat The Yellow Snow, Dont You Ever Wash That Thing?, Dong Work For Yuda, Doreen, Doreen (in album You Cant Do That On Stage Anymor, Drafted Again, Drop Dead, Drowning Witch, Drowning Witch (in album You Cant Do That On Stag, Drums Are Too Noisy, Duke Of Prunes, Dumb All Over, Dummy Up, Easy Meat, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy