Song Lyrics Zappa Frank - Church Chat    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> Z>> Zappa Frank Singer Lyrics [Zappa Frank other resources]>> Church Chat Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Zappa Frank Music Title/Track: Church Chat Theme ID: 746 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone) Ed Mann (percussion) Scott Thunes (bass) Chad Wackerman (drums) (somebody in the crowd yells in something in French... what is it?) You know today the church is in a terrible state. The bucks just arent rollin in like they used to. And when the bucks don't come in, the church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to go to heaven. Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about, but what the fuck. But anyway, listen to this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell. (Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha) If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell. (oui-oui) Well let me give you an example, this boy over here; Tell em about it Brother Zappa. Sometimes people say: That if you fuck somebody (oh lord) its a sin, (oui-oui) this may or may not be true. (Testify) This boy not only fucked somebody with his organ, but he also fucked a girl with a guitar, with an umbrella, with a zuchinni, with a shoe, with an enema bag . . . What else did you do? A vibrato bar. A vibrato bar! Some people would say this is a sin. And if you sin youre gonna go to hell. Well ladies and gentlemen: There aint no hell. (oui) There is no such thing as hell. (oui) There is no hell, there is only France! (oui-oui) Oui, oui Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cops Buns, Cosmik Debris, Cradle Rock, Crew Slut, Cruising For Burgers, Cucamonga, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Dance Contest, Dancin Fool, Dear Jeepers, Debra Kadabra, Dental Hygeine Dilemma, Deseri, Dew On The Newts We Got, Dickies Such An Asshole, Didja Get Any Onya?, Dinah Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe-Hum, Directly From My Heart To You, Dirty Love, Disco Boy, Diseases Of The Band, Do You Like My New Car, Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?, Dog Breath, Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague, Dont Eat The Yellow Snow, Dont You Ever Wash That Thing?, Dong Work For Yuda, Doreen, Doreen (in album You Cant Do That On Stage Anymor, Drafted Again, Drop Dead, Drowning Witch, Drowning Witch (in album You Cant Do That On Stag, Drums Are Too Noisy, Duke Of Prunes, Dumb All Over, Dummy Up, Easy Meat, Echidnas Arf (Of You), Eddie Are You Kidding, Electric Aunt Jemima, Elvis Has Just Left The Building, Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer, Epilogue, Evelyn A Modified Dog, Every Time I See You, Excentrifugal Forz, Other Zappa Frank song Lyrics 200 Years Old Lyrics 50 50 Lyrics A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics A Game Of Cards Lyrics A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Lyrics A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Lyrics A Token Of My Extreme Lyrics Absolutely Free Lyrics Advance Romance Lyrics Advance Romance (in album You Cant Do That On Sta Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy